You make me laugh.... (sorry... I'm glad you weren't really hurt...really).
I don't know how things happen but they always seem to happen to me (and it sounds like you, too! haha).
8 weeks ago - I was carrying "Mount St. Laundry" to the laundry room (I usually make the boys do it....but everyone was gone). Well, I tripped.... put my hand out to brace my fall -- and broke the radial head of my arm (basically my elbow). Not fun when you have twins that need hauling around. But - more than that - my pride was hurt!!
(It took about a month to heal but I'm fine now).
Anyway, yes, I have the DORK sign on me, too.
Feel better, hon, and be CAREFUL
--Tina