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Posted 3/3/2015 1:31 AM (GMT 0)
A man goes to a pet shop and buys a talking parrot. He takes the parrot home and tries to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead, the parrot just swears at him. After a few hours of trying to teach the bird, the man finally says, "If you don't stop swearing, I'm going to put you in the freezer as punishment."

The parrot continues, so finally the man puts the bird in the freezer. about an hour later, the parrot asks the man to please open the door. As the man takes the shivering bird out of the freezer, it says, "I promise to never swear again. Just tell me what that turkey did!"

He-He! smilewinkgrin
Posted 3/3/2015 4:29 AM (GMT 0)
I like that one!!! turn smilewinkgrin
I needed a good chuckle!!!


White Beard
Posted 3/3/2015 12:40 PM (GMT 0)
Have heard it before, but it's a good one. Always gives me a giggle as there used to be a pink galah (think if you guys in the US have come across them it's probably as "Rose breasted cockatoo") at our local stock feeds who'd beckon customers over to give him a "scratch scratch" and then tell them to (expletive) off, or go (play) with themselves ... Someone had obviously had fun teaching him turn smilewinkgrin
Posted 3/5/2015 1:06 AM (GMT 0)
*laughing!!* I'd love to run into that bird!

Thanks for the laughs. Who can't use a bit of laughter in their day!
Posted 3/5/2015 8:43 AM (GMT 0)
Thats great! Thanks for posting made me laugh :)
Posted 3/5/2015 9:42 AM (GMT 0)
:-)loved it.
Posted 3/13/2015 10:44 PM (GMT 0)
silly and i like silly
Posted 3/15/2015 6:47 AM (GMT 0)
Cute!

This reminds me of a funny but true story about a swearing bird.

My grandparents owned a pet shop for 30+ years. They also provided boarding services to their customers. They were Portuguese immigrants (born in Hawaii) and strict Catholics!

They agreed to board a mima bird for a week, having never met the bird but knowing the customer for years. As with all boarded bird's, they moved him to the front window so he could get some sun and fresh air.

My grandfather was in the front of the store cleaning and a lady of large stature came in the door.

Two steps in the bird said "hey fat a**"

The lady of course said, "what did you say?!".

Before my grandfather can respond, the bird says....

"Hay fat a**".

The lady walks right up to my grandfather and slaps his face and stormed out.

He was so embarrassed and upset.

That didn't stop my grandmother and their employees from laughing so hard they were on the floor. It sure didn't stop the rest of us from retelling it in fits of giggles for years to come.

Needless to say.... That bird didn't go to the front of the store the rest of its stay nor did they ever board it again.

My grandfather never could see the humor in it. LoL
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