A laugh a day...better than an apple in every way

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PAlady

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Posted 5/3/2008 11:21 PM (GMT 0)

LOL! I never thought what it would look like to start this thread on page 2!

And my goddaughter has a 4 year old boy (plus a 6 year old daughter) and little Jacob is going through the same thing. So his Mommy warned me there would be a lot of little "droplets" from time to time around the toilet as Jacob is trying so hard to be able to reach over the top without his stool. To my knowledge, he's not tried the waste basket, though. Kinda creative when you think about it!

Who knows as we all get older what containers we'll be using!

Red_34

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Posted 5/4/2008 2:11 PM (GMT 0)

I find this thread to be highly humerous! I love jokes - all kinds except the vulgar ones. But I especially love the stories of people that have had embarassing situations. I know I've had my own share of embarassment over the years! :) So in the nature of this thread I am going to share.

I was 8 years old and a real tom boy. We lived in the country and I loved to collect bugs. So one day I found a butterfly cacoon and put it in a cigar box. I took it to school because I was going to show my teacher. This was a Friday and things got busy so I forgot about the cacoon. On Monday morning, we all get into our classroom when my teacher starts screaming. All over the classroom were praying mantis babies. She was yelling about how in the world did the all get in her classroom so I got a sneaky suspicion that my "butterfly" cacoon had hatched. So I lifted my desk lid and sure enough, my cacoon had hatched. Regardless to say, I never mentioned that it was me that brought in a cigar box of praying mantis!

Muzz

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Posted 5/5/2008 12:25 AM (GMT 0)

Similiar story, hubby and our then 2 yrs old: hubby doing his morn void and Roman runs up behind him and sticks his head in between his legs and got a perfect yellow line right down the middle of his head!

it's true, real life is funnier than most jokes ;)

Cookie122

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Posted 5/7/2008 7:20 PM (GMT 0)

thanks for the laughs everyone! I needed them today! I'll be happier if i could get some more.

Potsie

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Posted 1/16/2010 8:09 PM (GMT 0)

I've been lurking and reading and found this thread. Pretty funny stuff!! I've done some stupid things in my lifetime. When I was 9 or 10, I wanted to find out what poison ivy felt like. So, I went back to the woods, and rubbed it on both arms, and a little bit on my face. Boy did I find out. The next day, we were going to town to see a parade, and I washed my arms with soap and water, and then went and stood in the sun to watch the parade. OUCH!!!

Around the same age, I also wanted to find out what it felt like to be stung by a bee. So I went out in the yard, and stepped on a honey bee. Wow, my foot swelled up like a balloon! And hurt? Ouchy!

Has anybody else ever done anything stupid like this? Please don't let me be the only one!

Mary

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