I had my first "accident" a couple Falls ago. I like to play golf and was out at about
the 15th hole, which is as far from the clubhouse as you can get, and no b/r's in sight. Well, I walked from the 15th green over a walking bridge to the 16th tee and ,whammo, I needed to GO right then and there. I had to hang my arse over the bridge and let loose.
No one was around, and at least I had my golf towel with. (Eesh.. it was not put back into play.) HA ha!
Best of luck, we all feel for ya!