Well, whew! I had been hoping for a better update than this, Sniper. Dang, its a witch to get old. And to think I was looking forward to my Golden Years. I'm not sure where they went!
You know, you get a good dog, he can clean those pots and pans and dishes so clean you can just puttem back in the cupboard til the next meal. No better dishwasher around if you get a good'un!
As for the grass .... consider getting a goat, he'll take care of trimming the shrubbery too.
And the bills, file 13 to the fireplace is as good as it gets. Saves on energy costs.
Duct tape and WD40 should take care of the other things around the house.
Ooops, and I forgot: naming those dust bunnies makes them happy and easier to get along with!