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Posted 8/8/2008 3:34 PM (GMT 0)
I love watching the Olympics.  As a kid I used to dream of spinning through the air as a gymnast or diver, or flying around icy turns on a bobsled or luge.  As an adult, I know I'll never be an Olympian.  (Although I can still fantasize!)

I am, however, a Crohlympian.  My sports are marathon napping and the 50 yard dash (to the bathroom).  What are yours?

Posted 8/8/2008 3:39 PM (GMT 0)
How about the strongest butt cheeks competition?

Posted 8/8/2008 3:40 PM (GMT 0)
I'm pretty good at cramp rolling and toilet lunges.
Posted 8/8/2008 3:52 PM (GMT 0)
My best sport is looking normal when I feel like crap! or dash to the bathroom around coworkers without pooping your pants.... there have got to be more good events.... my brain is in a fog today. Karen
Posted 8/8/2008 4:16 PM (GMT 0)
Loudest, longest TOOTS
Posted 8/8/2008 4:33 PM (GMT 0)
it may not be a sport - but how about - crop dusting

Trying to get to the bathroom at work without smelling everyone out on the way :)
Posted 8/8/2008 5:26 PM (GMT 0)
lends a whole new definition to Squat thrusts!!!! Ooooo bad school gym flashback here

Can we get dance music and maybe a ribbon to spin around while we do contortions to look at fistulas, abcesses and other tushy issues?
Posted 8/8/2008 7:17 PM (GMT 0)
oh what a hoot you all are, thanks for making me laugh xxxx good luck in the olympics, i will be rooting for you all
Posted 8/8/2008 7:58 PM (GMT 0)
The standing broad fart . . . poop vault . . . and fo course the toilet marathon.

Posted 8/8/2008 7:59 PM (GMT 0)
Longest toots, that one is good Crop dusting is another good one! an event who can sit on the toilet longest..... Great way to spend a Friday....being silly! Karen
Posted 8/8/2008 8:25 PM (GMT 0)
Is sleeping a sport in the Crohlympics?  If so, go ahead and give me the gold.  I'm fast (to fall asleep) and I have stamina (in staying asleep).
Posted 8/8/2008 10:21 PM (GMT 0)
Timed event:  Hallway Hurdles; leaping over cats standing in your way as you dash to the bathroom frantically loosening your pants and hoping for a clean sit-down experience when you reach your desitination.
Posted 8/9/2008 12:26 AM (GMT 0)
How about a 10,000 metre run, but to qualify you have to have a hemoglobin below 10? That would be fun to watch!
Posted 8/9/2008 12:40 AM (GMT 0)
How about the "See how many pills you can swallow in one mouthful" or "How quickly will this food go through me" or "Name that food in your poop"
Posted 8/9/2008 3:36 AM (GMT 0)
Downhill "slop" run and I carried the torch (IV Pole) around the hospital arena after my resect! I got GOLD baby on the "slop" run.
Posted 8/9/2008 4:41 AM (GMT 0)
The toilet , shot put
The long dump
The hop, skip and poop
Also, in lieu of olympic gold,,,,olympic roll,,,, toilet paper that is.
Posted 8/9/2008 5:30 AM (GMT 0)
I bet those opening ceremonies would be a blast. It could begin with the toot run.

You all are sooo funny. Just can't stop laughin!
Posted 8/9/2008 5:56 AM (GMT 0)
Speaking of strongest butt cheeks... my daughter is a gymnast... rhythmic gymnastics.... She came into my room one night in her underwear and had a wedgy... she said: Hey mom... I dare to try to get this wedgy out.... well!!!pull as I might I couldn't get that darn wedgy out! the child had buns of steel!!!! Never laughed so hard in my life... peed my pants!
Mary

As for the Olympics...who can bend and snap without crap!
Posted 8/9/2008 10:50 AM (GMT 0)
OK I am in tears laughing!
You guys are great. I really really needed a good laugh ;)
Posted 8/9/2008 2:07 PM (GMT 0)
who can bend down and get back up without farting.... (I did this when painting a room with a roller once....down fart then up then down fart , lol) the swallowing pills one is good! Karen
Posted 8/9/2008 3:07 PM (GMT 0)
I sometimes do the BRAT diet relay.

Posted 8/9/2008 9:17 PM (GMT 0)
fistula squirt! for distance and accuracy.
Posted 8/9/2008 10:56 PM (GMT 0)
Okay-I can do 12 pills in one swallow.

Vaulting, over the person sitting in front of you in the movie theater when the aisle are too crowded to get through on the way to the bathroom.

Sj
Posted 8/9/2008 11:03 PM (GMT 0)
For me it's producing the most "pee outta your butt."

Y'all are hilarious!
Posted 8/9/2008 11:09 PM (GMT 0)

okay, this stuff is too funny. I needed some humor today.

I have to agree with the longest "pee outta your butt" and the fastest of what I just ate will come out in about 15 to 20 minutes! Keep the laughs coming!

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