Small trip with Crohn's

Gail,

 I'm glad we did not scare you away after all! But I do have mixed feelings about this thread, and page 4.

Sno,

 Ugg! I still have a quart of Colyte to drink in the next 30 minutes. I don't want no part of no stinking reality!

     It's all enough to make me wish I took prescription drugs.   Guess I'll have to wait till tomorrow for the Valium to get any relief.

 Yes, the one in front of the computer, with a hot and cold running bidet built in, but my house is so small I only have run with the the runs for a few feet!

 The Scope is mainly for documentation, but I have been having lots of arthritis symptoms, and will attempt strict SCD again soon. I hope it takes care of the arthritis.

I feel a 5-pager coming on....

Huh???? Sorry, I am generally dense.

Does Sear's have a catalog anymore??

Fall,

I don't think this will make it to 5 pages. They will soon come along and lock it. If not they will lock it tomorrow, after I return from the GI's office and post on the leftover drugs they will have to give me to get this test over. I thought FamilyGuy, might be the one who was talented enough to Help all the loons posting to this thread, including the 20 or so in my skull right now, but I see he suffers the same affliction.

FamilyGuy,

I'm in luck, my Daughter who is driving me tomorrow, is going to the store for Charmin, and some of the wet version also... sure could use that bidet, right about now, though.

You might Love a Crohnie, if you shop for the softest paper, and not for yourself

Yep,
Pretty much there. I was so glad to get all the Colyte down. Last time I was to sick to want to eat. Now, I feel I could eat a... No, not going there. Let's leave the land loving Mammals , who don't play with dolls, keep pet Gators, or post on this thread out of this. We already drug the Whales and Porpoises through the toilet.

Man that would have been a hoot, had VV's post put this on a 5 spot. But, should it only live through 4, we had a few days of fun and maybe the silliness is worth it. I've been facing some sad stuff this last week and really did not want to be serious. No VV , you dont want to take credit this time. But thanks for letting me go a little off course with fin a fowl for a few minutes. You guys are the best..Thanks for sharing my insanity..

Thanks Randy for trying to enlighten me. Didn't work. Too flighty and still dense. Maybe even denserer than yesterday. You will have to spell it out for me. But from your cryptic, fishy description, methink spelling it out might not be acceptable in polite society. So I'll not impose on your gentlemanly character by asking for a detailed or graphic explanation. I suppose it could involve snow drifts, bayou water, scissor-tailed flycaters, spare Harley parts, and a wet-fish trawler. We must endeavor to maintain a sense of decorum on this forum!

Sniper I love your stories!!! I love the banter between you, VV, Sno & Margie! Keep em coming, I am enjoying the smiles you give. (((Sniper, hope the next week is better for you)))

Ah, so if you "barium" just inside the seawall, does that count as the real-life "drywall poop" ?

VV,,,,ahhhhhhhh, so , its elementary my dear Watson...Finally a post with substance. Back to the basics posting just bonds us chemically or comically as it were . I really like the xenon thing,,what a gas , but unfortunately , unlike isotoped , this post is decaying rapidly. We dont want to get boron , do we ? Think it has lived its half life ,,at least....
Sno, if you bury me in the drywall, I'm just going to get plastered..

         Hea,what's the number one word you want to hear from a GI Doc after a C-Scope????

                                                             UNREMARKABLE!!!

                     Closely followed by, I don't need to see see you until screening in 10 years!