Posted 4/18/2009 3:27 AM (GMT 0)
Think that problem with your tongue may come from bitting it when the people at the airport ask if anyone put anything in your bag without your knowledge. "Oh yes, "you would say, were your tongue not clasped tightly in your teeth,,,"people put things in my luggage all the time that I know nothing about !!" BUT, sense I know nothing about it, I dont know!!!!" Did you pack your own bag ? "Ohhhhhh noooooooo,,,,Again the teeth clamp down,,, the Tooth Fairy packs my bag for me all the time " . Do you have anything flammable or any explosives ? " Wellllll ,,,lets see now,, except for my temper from these @#%$& questions,,,,Nooooooo. unless you count the 50 gallon barrel of TNT I carry in my hip pocket on every flight !!!!" Thats enough tongue bitting to make it raw and swollen. And then there's the on board meal,,,,,,,,,,,Eye ye yiiiii .
Trust me, I set the metal detector off due to heart surgery ,wire, and a few metal objects that cant be removed from my body, and even though I explain before it happens , they still treat me like a criminal.