9 Bathroom Stalls

78SilvAnniv said...

onthecan said...
I'll tell you something funny once me and my husband were driving to the city i had cramps so bad i couldn't get out of the car of i ducked in the back of the truck in a sub way cup and did my business and had to use those dreaded hard tissue but there was no way i could have made it to the bathroom another 45 minute drive.

I went to a medical supply Pharmacy and bought a sturdy, round, low sided bucket with a lid.  I line it with a plastic bag and keep a roll of TP in there.  Folded in the backseat is a bathtowel and a bottle of water. If I cannot make it to a bathroom, I pull over at a secluded place and hop in the backseat to use the bucket and clean up.  When I get home I tie and throw away the plastic bag, wash the underside of the lid and line my bucket with a fresh bag.

Bathrooms:  I cannot *STAND* for anyone to be able to hear me 'go'.  If I have to go in a 'busy' public restroom I take my time until I am reasonably sure most people in there with me have already left.  I think I recall reading somewhere that the first few stalls were the most popular.  Because of this, I try to go to the one furthest from the door.

heidi

Hi Heidi that is a great piece of advise next trip to the city i will try that at the end of the month thanks for not laughing to hard ha ha Jenn

We have one private bathroom at my office, but it is directly across the hall from the conference room. Not sa problem unless we have clients in there for a meeting.

Have ya'll ever heard of Honeypot's? It cracks me up that the covering only rolls down enough to cover your face. We had almost open heads in the Navy (men actually did have open heads).
I tell people who are hanging out in the bathroom in front of the mirror that I am ill and they might not want to be around to experience that scent.

I have to admit I am too ill to be worried about waiting for people to leave. When I need to go I need to go NOW! I will use men's restrooms if I have too. I have to admit it was funny when I startled one of my main professors in the restroom, when I walked out of the stall in the men's restroom. It is amazing to me HOW many men do not wash their hands after using the restroom or unrinal. Seriously I am sitting in class and visualizing the far side cartoon sign. "Does not WASH hands"

I like the electric hand dryers for noise. If there are people in the bathroom when I walk in, I hit that, and it gives me at least thirty second of noise to get my business started.

I was walking into a stall at my local Bingo hall... A lady was walking out and commented loudly! "Its smells like ass in here!" ????? OMG Its a bathroom I thought. I think its a requirement. I was sooo embarassed because I knew I wasnt going to help the smell...lol I have had the relief when the stall next to me is making more noise than me..then it becomes a pissing contest and I let it rip! lol

This is an interesting topic! I agree with you all – I hate worrying about the noise most of all!

 

I work on a relatively small floor but I use the disabled toilet, luckily we have one which is separate to all the other loos……… it is honestly a LIFESAVER. Maybe see if there is one available at your work place and if there is and someone kicks up a ‘stink’ (excuse the pun) about you using it, tell them you have crohn’s.

 

I don’t feel bad using disabled toilets at shopping centers either – the way I see it this disease IS a disability and often my abscess needs to be checked so I don’t feel bad using the large loo!

In my first year of grad school, I had a room with a roommate and next door to us was another room with 2 guys. All four of us shared one bathroom that was linked to our rooms. One night, the guys were sort of partying and they had the door open to the hallway. I get home and I had to go bad. I was very gasy. Well, I thought I would wait for them to maybe leave their room because it would get loud. So, I am holding it and holding it. Then, they leave and leave the door open to the hallway. So, I go to the bathroom and start blasting like missile silo. It sounded just like the part from Dumb and Dumber when one of the guys is in the bathroom with real bad gas. Then, bam! A girl walks in and starts laughing real hard, as if she was hurting because she was laughing so much. Then a guy comes in and he start laughing hard core as well. I was red in the bath room just hoping that they would not know it was me. I leave the bathroom when there was no one there. Then, later on, the same girl who was laughing so hard came by and introduced herself. I guess she and others did not know it was me. Whewwwwwwwwwwww. It is funny now. I just wish I was in their place. I would be laughing just like them because I was passing gas so loud. lol.