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Posted 10/29/2009 2:48 PM (GMT 0)
I'm tired of the same old healthy characters on TV and the movies. How about a few with crohns. Like Pooter Pan and his little sprite, Stinker Bell. Just call her, Stink ,for short. Now we know what makes her fly and it isn't pixie dust .  Of course Crapton Hook and his nemesis, Tick Tock Crock, who dispite swallowing a clock , never makes it to the restroom on time. Then we need super heros like ,Pooper man and The Incontinent Hulk.  Guess why he turns green .The soaps could use a little help too. How about , As the stomach turns , or , The young and the messless. Westerns like , Poot out at the OK Corral,,,Butch Cassidy and the Stainpants Kid , The food the gas and the ugly . Drama like SBD Miami would be interesting to , if we had smellovision.  Reality TV  , Survivor man ,,would have crohns and be dropped into a city where he has to find restrooms before he craps on himself or food that agrees with him. How about a show where 10 doctors with crohns  sit for hours in a waiting room with one restroom. Now, that would be fantasy TV..
Posted 10/29/2009 2:52 PM (GMT 0)
love it!
Posted 10/29/2009 3:44 PM (GMT 0)
Don't forget the hit reality show "Hell's Bathroom". 12 people thrown in a bathroom to be screamed at by Gordon Ramsay.
Posted 10/29/2009 4:26 PM (GMT 0)
I LOVE this sniper gave me a good start to day thanks friend...luvs...lyn
Posted 10/29/2009 5:30 PM (GMT 0)
ROTF****...OMG Sniper you "crack" me up!!!!!

:)
Posted 10/29/2009 5:33 PM (GMT 0)
ha ha. so funny.
Posted 10/30/2009 2:32 AM (GMT 0)
lol - the young and the messless! Thanks for the laugh Sniper!
Posted 10/30/2009 3:06 AM (GMT 0)
SNL has done their part to help out IBD sufferers!

"Magic Mouth"
www.fortunatoprocopio.com/snlmagicmouth.html

"Gas Right"
www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/gas-right/1056586/
Posted 10/30/2009 12:54 PM (GMT 0)
Love it! So good!
Posted 10/30/2009 2:48 PM (GMT 0)
Love this...anything that makes us smile is a good thing!!
Posted 10/30/2009 4:46 PM (GMT 0)
That was so funny love your Humour!!! Keep em coming! Bev x
Posted 10/30/2009 6:10 PM (GMT 0)
Thanks Sniper...been down and this helped a lot!

Rap stars...Sir Poops A lot & Eminem can join with Enema for a duet
Posted 10/30/2009 7:38 PM (GMT 0)
I laughed so hard reading these out loud to my hubby. Who by the way finally had his first colonoscopy (he's 55), not only did he get a clean report, he thought the prep was a breeze....I swear he only pooped prob 6 times total!!! (sorry off topic) (not fair)

But anyways thanks for the laughs!!!!
Posted 10/31/2009 1:33 PM (GMT 0)
Dinkydee, you just added a new character,,,Prep Man....Faster than a speeding bullet, able to leap furniture in a single bound. I sometimes ack like a super hero during prep,,,The Flash..Followed by,,The Splash...
Sorry, I have an odd outlook on things but I can see Stinker Bell propelled through the forest by gas, Brrrrrrrrt, brrrrrrrrrt, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt, and those arn't wing beats,,,,leaving a trail of ,aahummm, pixie dust. All the other sprites are saying ,," I cant smell the flowers anymore." Even Bambie could not mistake her for a flower...
Posted 11/1/2009 6:54 AM (GMT 0)
rofl...I love Prep Man...able to leap furniture in a single bound

Sometimes I think I'm my most athletic when trying to get to a bathroom lol
Posted 11/1/2009 1:46 PM (GMT 0)
Hilarious Sniper and MissCris its true we become olympic runners lol!!! Thanks for the smiles this morning :)
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