Pop....

Ever have a blowout ??? No, I'm not talking about Firestone 500's or Goodyears  here, I'm talking about when you feel an urge and it doesn't seem to be too bad so you get to the bathroom and drop your drawers but before your fanny can land on the seat,,,,,ppppppppppppllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttt...Its all over,,,,literally.. All over EVERYTHING. Geeeeeeeeeez. There should be a pressure release or something to prevent this. All tires next year will come with a low pressure sensor so you can add air before they go flat. How about a high pressure sensor so  we dont have to clean up a big mess. Something that screws into the old belly button,,,sorry Randy your exempt,,, and warns of an impending gas overload. You ever hold the opening in a balloon and let the air out slowly, yeah, it goes pweeeeeeeeeee, pweeep, pweeeeeeeeeeeee. I could live with that. Heck, my other end does that most of the time anyway. Just much louder. How about it some of you inventors out there. We could call it the,,,Flatulents, Activated , Release, Trigger...Orrrrr,,,,,, F.A.R.T........

thanks for exempting me. however when i had my feeding tube in my stomach, thats what i used it for! i would bloat up and pop open the valve and WHOOSH! out would come the air. and sometimes more :0). so i feel your frustration

So you have a head start on the idea Randy, now with a few adjustments you could make a fortune off us poor peeps with belly buttons. Call it the Randy handy dandy gas blaster and get one of those TV pitch men to push it. Only $19.98, Installation not included. May cause watery eyes, or strange stares. For a ,Blaaaaaatttt , lasting more than 4 minutes please see your doctor as permanent damage may occur..

i can install it too! i watched them do mine! just a poke with ablade into the gut, stick it in and inflate the balloon. how hard can it be? now if they want a local pain killer THATS extra!

LOL, thanks for the laugh this morning!

Nanners, I'm not sure you should let it allllllll out at one time. You may go flying around the room and end up a little wrinkled heap stuck to the ceiling fan blade.

Lyn, when you run to the bathroom while entertaining, have Cait turn the TV or music up loud. Try to match the booms on the air with the booms from down there. War movies work best.

Really funny Sniper. I enjoy you humor.

teddybear

hun, u have no idea how much i needed that today !!!! by the way i am a nurse & worked many years at a GI clinic. lets just say i'm glad i was nursing not cleaning up the bathroom!!! lol