Posted 6/16/2010 1:43 PM (GMT 0)
Oh come now guys, you know us men are gross. Some of us really stink and I dont mean in the bathroom. When young , we did things like tinkling on a friends car manifold. When it got hot it cleared the car of passengers. The old dead fish under the hub cap was a smelly way to be gross too, Yes I know few cars today even have hub caps. We put dog poop in a paper bag , put it on the door step of some unsuspecting recipient , lit it afire , rang the door bell and ran. Of course the person answering the door had to stomp the fire out, yep a real stinky surprise . We tried to have the most putrid smelling gym bag, T shirt or towel in the shower room at football practice. One guy , before a game would spit on the ceiling and catch it in his mouth when it dripped back down. We are just that gross. No woman would think of doing such things so I am not at all surprised when a husband stinks up the bathroom and walks away . I know deep down inside he is having a good chuckle . The old saying that men are from mars and women from venus is close to true , but the real difference is women apply perfume, men make their own. Real toilet water.....