Write a book ???

Some of you have suggested that I write a book. Hmmmm, what a challenge. I've come up with a few titles though. Tell me what you think .

 The cat that shat in the hat

 James and the giant belch

 The twits,  (or something that rhymes with twits)

 The Irregulars

 Willy Wonka is a gas factory

 D is for Diarrhea

 The Grinch that stole the toilet paper

Hmmm, your a mean one , Mr Grinch

 One splish , two splish , red splish, ewwwww splish

 and ,,,,,Horton smells a Pooh

I have more but hate to bore you guys

horton! in poohville!

fantastic!

Becky, I do laugh to myself and find alternate words for songs or commercials . There is just too much drama in the world for me to handle so I bend it a bit. My mind is always wondering around and if I dont watch out it ends up back in some bad places , so I keep it busy with what I call ,,,crap. But every now and then it comes up with a funny phrase or rhyme . My wife usually just gives me a strange look when I say something I have twisted around but when I get her to laugh I know its a good one. Horton smells a Pooh looks like a winner. Picture him with a knot in his trunk.

Roni, I would never do stand up . Too shy to get up in front of a crowd of people .
I've been thinking about the book though and think Alice in Crohnie land would work better. Alice falls down the toilet bowl and gets sucked into a land where every one has crohns. Thats why she feels so small .There she finds out just why the rabbit is always running. Hes always late for one of his many doctor apts or for the restroom. Thats not smoke wafting around the caterpillar either, but fumes and the cats grin is really a grimace . We cant see the rest of him ,,its on the litter box. The mad hatter is that way from dealing with insurance companies and nurse Ratchet. Alice also finds out that the Red Queen has been misquoted. What she is really always saying is, " Off to the head ! " The end is sad too because unlike fairy tale stories, no one ever returns from Crohnie Land .

I think you should post every day with things that pop into your head! Alice in Crohnie land is perfect!

If not titles then the opening to the book could be starting with the "Titles that could've been"

I Like the Cat that Shat in the Hat myself

We could always do a "Poo for Dummies" book.

Of course I have a couple to add:

Movie titles

Bill and Ted's Bogus Bum

Flare Wars

Flare Trek (Flying through space on the USS Enterpoop (stolen from Berke Breathed))

Back to the Pooper

E.T. The Extra inTestinal cramp

Poohcahantas

Video Games

Mario Fart

Halo (Master Chief fights the Ring in the Bowl)

Call of Duty - Modern Commode Warfare

OK starting to reach, couldn't think of any other Dr Suess books that would work.

 

GO for it. I like the Horton smells a poo.

I wonder if Dr. Suess actually had bathroom problems????? BTW, Green eggs and ham is one of my grandsons
favorites. Personally, I never liked his books, he's just too deep for me:)

Loving the posts !!!!! :))

What about : bumbroke mountain to add to the list !!!!! Tee hee x

By the way that should have said on my post brokebum mountain !!!!!! Xx