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Posted 2/11/2011 7:36 PM (GMT 0)
Thought I would start this thread for some fun, I am sure you guys will come out with some great lines!!!

You know you have IBD when  ..................

1. You go out you  plan your trip around toilets!

Posted 2/11/2011 8:32 PM (GMT 0)
you can't just enjoy what's on the menu
Posted 2/11/2011 11:25 PM (GMT 0)
You have to pack extra cloths just to run to the store
Posted 2/11/2011 11:27 PM (GMT 0)
You panic when your toilet paper supply gets to 8 rolls or less. Must get to the store IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!
Posted 2/11/2011 11:35 PM (GMT 0)
...your bag of meds outweighs your purse.
Posted 2/11/2011 11:36 PM (GMT 0)
& you don't dare bend over!
Posted 2/11/2011 11:37 PM (GMT 0)
...you know what time of day it is by what pill you have to take.
Posted 2/12/2011 12:05 AM (GMT 0)
...you've read every single magazine in the house. Twice.
Posted 2/12/2011 1:13 AM (GMT 0)
your medicine cabinet rivals the local pharmacy

Posted 2/12/2011 1:26 AM (GMT 0)
you have to clean your toilet every other day.
Posted 2/12/2011 2:04 AM (GMT 0)
You know where the bathroom is in every grocery store, mall, gas station and department store AND you carry tissues with you for use in the Porta Pottys at soccer matches...
Posted 2/12/2011 2:42 AM (GMT 0)
You take the long way home because there's more bathroom opportunities than on the expressway.
Posted 2/12/2011 3:28 AM (GMT 0)
cry You invest in a potty chair for next to your bed....when the bathroom is only 15 feet away.
Posted 2/12/2011 3:35 AM (GMT 0)
When you change a baby's diapers and look at the "quality and brand of wipies" and think to yourself....I should try these.
Posted 2/12/2011 4:11 AM (GMT 0)
You buy colored underwear to hide the evidence! (took my 30 years to figure that out, duh!!)
Posted 2/12/2011 4:21 AM (GMT 0)

when you go visit family, you bring toilet bowl scrubber

AG

Posted 2/12/2011 4:38 AM (GMT 0)
never trust a fart
Posted 2/12/2011 9:30 AM (GMT 0)
Love them, lol. 'spot on' but oh so funny too
Posted 2/12/2011 1:20 PM (GMT 0)
You look forward to looking in the toilet after a bowel movement to see what your stool looks like today!
Posted 2/12/2011 2:29 PM (GMT 0)
You have a hard time deciding between mashed potatoes or toast for today's entree.
Posted 2/12/2011 2:39 PM (GMT 0)
Your dogs wish you would use the people door instead of stinking up the house.
You have ever passed gas and killed someones canary.
Posted 2/12/2011 3:45 PM (GMT 0)
You have the loudest and longest farts ever:)
Posted 2/12/2011 4:25 PM (GMT 0)
you get so bloated that people wonder when you are expecting...(if they only knew what we were expecting)!
Posted 2/12/2011 4:51 PM (GMT 0)
you can drop a full pant size after a bm.

no one wants to go on a car trip with you after you've eaten lunch.
Posted 2/12/2011 5:14 PM (GMT 0)
Everytime I come back and read these I end up laughing all over again
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