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Posted 11/12/2007 4:01 PM (GMT 0)
Hello,, I'm Jonny Splash,,dom de dom dom de dom dom, dom dom dom dom de dom

I feel the crap a commin, its rollin through my gut

I'm headin for the restroom , before it hits my butt

I'm stuck in CD prison, and time keeps rollin by

When I hear my guts a rumble

I hang my head and cry

I hear the ER callin, with nurses round the clock

I know the bills are commin, and there never gonna stop

Cause I'm stuck in CD prison, and time is rollin by

When I see the bills I'm payin

I hang my head and cry

Well theres something on the TV, I'd like to see the end

But I'm here in the bathroom, cause I will not wear Depends

I'm stuck in CD prison, I know life done me wrong

So I got some toilet paper, theres where I wrote this song.

Everybody sing along

 

Posted 11/12/2007 4:57 PM (GMT 0)
That was hilarious!!! My boss is peaking over the wall to see what the heck I'm laughing about!
Posted 11/12/2007 5:28 PM (GMT 0)
OK Snipe I"am singing. Just remember son don't play with buns. lol gail
Posted 11/12/2007 5:30 PM (GMT 0)
hee hee hee
Posted 11/12/2007 9:17 PM (GMT 0)
LOL LOL LOL, Thanks Sniper.

teddybear
Posted 11/12/2007 9:36 PM (GMT 0)
Holy CRAP! Literally! That was priceless, thanks so much for the laughs, I REALLY needed it today!
Posted 11/13/2007 1:44 AM (GMT 0)
VERY funny Sniper! Thanks!
Posted 11/13/2007 4:23 AM (GMT 0)
Sniper
They laughed at me when i put a phone in the bathroom
but if it was any bigger the tv would be next!
Posted 11/13/2007 4:38 AM (GMT 0)
Welllll let see. 85 viewed and 7 comments. Did I step on some country western toes are something???
Posted 11/13/2007 9:24 AM (GMT 0)
no, just waiting for the flip side. something from johnny horton? ie battle of new orleans " battle of the chili beans'
Posted 11/13/2007 12:53 PM (GMT 0)
Sorry Rando, the flip side is another Jonny Splash hit.
I keep my pants up with a piece of twine,,, when my guts cryin,,, I pull the twine...
Posted 11/13/2007 2:37 PM (GMT 0)

Sniper, just wanted to tell you that I am glad that you are in my world.  Thanks for your humor!  I really appreciate it, you always pick us up!!  I love your quick wit and humor.

God Bless,

Gail *Nanners*

Posted 11/13/2007 3:23 PM (GMT 0)

          Ok, Sniper keep on scribbling on the TP. Love it, but people may start to ask questions when I start playing the Harmonica in the restroom!

    yeah Matthew

Posted 11/13/2007 3:25 PM (GMT 0)
Thank you Nanners. I try. This is how I keep myself from being down too. By the way, I think old Jonny did a song called, burning ring of fire. Bet we all can relate..
Posted 11/13/2007 6:09 PM (GMT 0)
Splish Splash, I was dumping my trash
all upon a diarhea night
Rub Dub not relaxin' by the tub
Thinkin' everythings not right....

I don't know country music but how about a little Bobby Darin (darin' to get a whiff of your bathroom!)
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