Shrek for official CD spokesperson!

First...did anyone tape the Shrek Christmas special last night?  I NEED the words tothe ogre version of Twas the Night Before Christmas.

I didn't tape it because I expected it to be horrible.  It had me cracking up. 

OMG Fionas winter coat looked eeriely similar to my wedding dress! 

Shrek can fart bubbles in the tub.  Fiona burped so strong it killed and stiffened a snake.  How could these guys not be CD patients!!!!!  You have to hear the stinky version of the Christmas story---my husband and I are now officially called Shrek and Fiona!!!

Oh, man!  I meant to set the Tivo to record this and forgot!  Hopefully ABC will put it online.

I wouldn't be surprised if they bring it out on DVD in another week or two.

i know where i live it wil  be on in a few weeks again.. I can't wait to watch it this time

I have a 5 year old so we happen to have taped "Shrek the Halls" so I was able to get the Ogre's Night Before Christmas.

Here it is:

T'was the night before Christmas and not a swamp rat did creep,
As mother and baby played kazoo in their sleep,

Now the side of the house would make any ogre drool,
For it was sweet as unicorn poo,

Yet who was arriving to help with this lost cause,
The foul, the vile, and handsome Ogre Claus,

He had a look around and scratched his beard,
And said, "This place is worse than I thought, don't fear"

So he grabbed up his belly and screwed up his face,
And let out a giant belch that transformed the place,

With a gleam in his eye his work here was done,
And then to the babies he gave one by one,

A festering bottle of stinky swamp juice,
And for mommy a kiss and a Christmas goose,

Then digging a finger in his nose,
And giving a nod up the chimney he rose,

And I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of site,
"Smelly Christmas to all, and to all a gross night!"

Went looking for it...it's re-airing on Tuesday, December 11th, at 7pm. Just Tivoed it.(It is on the local AZ ABC station. ) Thanks for the re-view. Didn't think it would be that great. Thought they were just capitalizing on their success. But I LOVED the first 2 movies. Hopefully my hubby will like it.