Hope you're feeling better by the time you read this, Fitzy.
I thought I might make you giggle by telling you the first "poopin' in mah pants" incident I had since I was like 4.
So I was in the hospital (first time ever for more than a cold or anything) and I'm on an IV (also, 1st time.) and prepping for my emergency colonoscopy later on in the morning. Basically I was scared and nervous and exhausted from running to the bathroom with my IV thingy. Not to mention, I ended up flooding the whole ER from the toliet bursting after one of my GoLytely episodes...... It's now about 3 a.m. and I'm done drinking the crappy prep and beyond tired. I am afraid of sleeping because I don't want to have to run any faster than I have been, right? Well..... I fell asleep. BAD IDEA. The door on the room I was in opened towards me, and I had it shut. I woke up and had to go NOW, and in the midst of everything, I remembered that my IV thingy was on the opposite side of the bed from me, which meant I couldn't get out without closing the door, wheeling it over and re-opening the door. Too late. There it went, all over. Everywhere.....no control, out under the door, into the hall, right up to the nurses station. Yup... There I was standing in my own feces as I watched it make a tidal pool in the hallway of the ER. Oh, and wouldn't you know it, my fiancee at the time shows up RIGHT then. Heh. Great night. Thankfully my night was made better when the ever-so-kind nurse saved my socks for me.
Now I can laugh about it, and I hope by reading that, you could giggle too.
Hugs,
~Sonia~