You may have crohns if

Now Sniper, that is a d.... good idea...two ice holes....never thought of it....beats trying to outrun the poops into the woods.!!! I'll have to tell everyone at home this new one... even tho they don't have CD they might think its brilliant....of course.you'd have to make sure your "second" hole is far away from the fish-catching hole...or you might be catching odd colored fish!
You crack me up Sniper!
Sniper! I seriously think you should write a book... one of those bathroom companion books. you'd make a fortune!!!

Marie-Claire, LOL!!

You may be a crohnie if you fish with Marie_Claire, and carry a bucket with no bottom.
If you always fish much deeper when she is on the bucket.
If the fish you catch really dont smell fishy.
If you can't tell what kind of fish you caught, Hint, thats not a brown trout......

Have been thinking about this ice bucket thing.....and seeing as I don't ice fish anymore because here on southern Vancouver Island we'd be hard pressed to find a lake with ice.... I thought...geez , same principle applies when I'm on the computer at 3 am. when my friends Dee ( diarrhea)and Crampy have gotten me up. Have to outrun the poops all the way up the stairs...so if a bottomless bucket would work on the ice.... ??? maybe what I should set up is a bucket seat at the computer( I guess this would be called a commode, from the word "accommodate".
The ice bucket thing is so much nicer though because it is self cleaning, whereas the computer bucket would definately have some drawbacks...like who would have the honors of emptying and cleaning the thing in the morning.... guess I could always hire a "chamber maid"
Someone needs to invent a computer chair that also serves as a loo, with flushing accessories and plumbing....in a nice designer black.... It would be great for office workers...all you'd need to do is not wear any "drawers" ...and a nice long skirt to hide your tush!
You know you have crohns:
when you are up at 3 a.m. thinking up these coo-coo ideas!

OK. So have many have written emails while on the toilet? Count me as one!

Here are my "you my have Crohn's ifs"...

...you carry spare underwear with you on a regular basis. (I do.

...the nurse at your GI doctor's office has added you as a friend on Facebook. I kid you not, this happened to me. Hilarious. (Don't worry, I'm not concerned about confidentiality or whatever. We're friendly.)

--Allison

Marie Claire

SNIPER did invent one of those computers with a potty et all
He said when he is feling a bit better he will dig the old one up and have it posted
YOU should have sen this is was awesome and a true Ccomputer Crohnie's dream ......

Take care
LOVE this thread............LYN

Marie You could always have a toilet installed in your computer room that would save you from having to run and laps can be costly. You definitely know you have crohn's when getting onboard a toilet gives new meaning to flying. lol gail

- if you go through panty liners faster than your wife
- if your wife doesn't want you to do her laundry because of what the bleach you use on your white underwear does to her underwear
- if you intentionally sit in the "squeaky chair" in the conference room for all the meetings
- if you use testing your cell phone's ring tones on max volume in the rest room as cover
- if you keep a mirror in the restroom for self examination of fissures/fistulas
- if you scotch guard the inside of your pants/skirts
- if your life is enriched by having such a great place to come online in the wee hours of the morning when you should be sleeping
- if you're married but your spouse is more often than not looking at recipes for one


I'm definitely going to have to consolidate some of these and read them to our local support group next month. Awesome thread thanks to all the hilarious contributions. Keep em coming!

Sorry snohare, guess I'm one of the few that suffers the other way around. I used to have D for the first several years but in the past year or so it's been more constipation. When I read the possible side effects of Flagyl and one of them was constipation, unlike many other's who've posted here I was a bit concerned. Fortunately for me it's done just the opposite, thankfully. Having had both I'd have to say I'd take the D over the C any day.

When the surgeon tells you or was it the GI that you have crohn's

When your told you have a lot of small gall stones and you just want to go to sleep.

When you keep looking out the window to see if Broom has flied in on her broom because your starting to believe that she could actually do it. lol gail

Howlyncat (oh great exalted one) , dear moderator, please don't feel that your worthy efforts have gone unrecognised or ungratefully received - but I just noticed how many posts you have done....
Which leads me to believe you have Crohns because.....
you have verbal diarrhoea !

If your from the south some one may tell you ,"your a smart feller."
If your a crohnie from the south you may hear, "your a fart smeller."