Belly Button

 I seem to recall and old saying about  not messing with your belly button. Something like dont mess with it because if it unscrews your butt will fall off. I am very tempted to try that out. Ive been on antibiotics and Im all gassed up. Very  musical,, and it makes it interesting while sitting in a waiting room full of strangers. I keep wanting to just say to heck with it an let er go.Hey, sorry, it's not my fault I have to wait in there forever.  Instead I go outside and blast the leaves off the hedges. Anyway, if my butt fell off I would probably just fly around the room like a balloon for a while and end up a little wrinkled heap of crap in the corner. Waiting for the gas to pass,, what a life.

Maybe its actually a plug. If you unscrew it, all the gas will come out...
At once! LOL

Matthew

If it works Sniper. I hope you'll share. ( how to undo your belly button, not your gas!!! )

Hi Sniper was the room the Dr."s office you don't need antibotics for gas if it was. Am I to asssume you went to the Dr. ? How are you feeling. lol gail

At least you all can hold it in!!  I have two rectal-perineal fistulas and the gas justs comes right on out!  Uncontrollable! 

Hmmmmm, Yes,, they stink for the benefit of those that dont hear them C2. Ill bet I can make a New York Cab smell worse. As for them being silent, no way. I can make them one or two minute burst, I can even burp the alphabet with my butt. I can time them with steps like brrrrip, brrrip, brrrip as I walk down a hall hoping people think my shoes squeak or I am wearing corduroy pants maybe. I can call ducks or even a moose, but I can't do silent right now. It would be like tying to stifle a charging elephants trumpeting. I think on the way home today I even made a bridge open for a boat horn that was not there. I think If I were lighter, I could blast myself off of a chair and bounce off the ceiling. Now for you guys with no belly button, I will bet the docs left,,, a button hole,,, didn't they,,so you may be half way there, or unbuttoned as is. Guess its no use though, if my butt falls off I will drown in the toilet. No butts about it.

Really funny Sniper!!! I would just pass the gas in the waiting room.

teddybear

It's nice to see some people having a little laugh about gas. I know it's not easy to deal with, but humor is a good way to sluff off the uncomfortable awkard silences beeing broken by wind. LOL:) My mom and I are both sufferers of Crohn's and IBS and there is no shortage of laughter between us for letting one go. I say it's better out than in. I'd rather get rid of the pressure on my bowel than worry about clearing a room. So all the more to ya guys for lightening up the mood :).

Ah, Sniper. Brings to mind my first day on the job in a new PO. It was also the first day for a new flexi-clerk. The poor fellow bent over to pick up a tub of mail and one goodie just ripped out and echoed 'round the office. It was a roller too, not just some quick putt. Poor guy was sooooo embarrassed!!!

Goshes! I never thought about the risk to my belly button when I finally get up the courage to have this second resection!!!!!