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Posted 8/10/2008 12:12 AM (GMT 0)
Chugging races for SBFT and colonoscopy preps. Of course followed by the most rapid "spring cleaning".  Chugging, pooping and wiping Triathlon!!

Lounging marathons for those who can't sit. I may be close to a record -- couldn't sit at all for almost 4 months after surgery for a particularly nasty perirectal double abscess.
Posted 8/10/2008 12:26 AM (GMT 0)
I'm thinking rhythmic gymnastics using toilet paper instead of ribbons. And for the contortionists, an "insert that enema" competition.
Posted 8/10/2008 12:37 AM (GMT 0)

    yeah I'v got gold in many CD games: Such as the Shopping Mall Shlalom!

        The stair vault ( Finish to both is rest room!)

         Toilet Marathon & the Fissure high jump must also be included!

      Matthew

Posted 8/10/2008 12:44 AM (GMT 0)
I just saw that Carrie Johnson has CD and she is on the USA kayak team. Go Carrie!! (And I mean go win the competition not go to the bathroom! Trapped in a kayak too!!)

http://healthnewsdigest.com/news/Disease_420/Carrie_Johnson--_Competing_in_the_Olympics_with_Crohn_s_Disease.shtml
Posted 8/10/2008 2:51 AM (GMT 0)
I can't believe I've missed this thread lol! Too funny. At first I thought I had the pill swallowing gold, but after seeing 12 maybe I'm going to try for the silver.

One event I'm really good at...the puking and pooping at once sport.
Posted 8/10/2008 2:52 AM (GMT 0)
oh and I'm confident in my chance for the gold when it comes to using toliet paper the fastest here! lol. my poor boyfriend knows we can't go below 6 mega rolls of toliet paper...he's getting good about it now.
Posted 8/10/2008 3:06 AM (GMT 0)
projectile vomiting...
Posted 8/10/2008 3:26 AM (GMT 0)
hmm...projectile vomitting could be a good one. we could measure distance and accuracy. like get a bullseye or something lol.
Posted 8/10/2008 3:38 AM (GMT 0)
Hey the way I see it, Carrie Johnson could just roll & go with the flow! She's got a built in flush mechanism in that kayak of hers if she knows how to use without panties! Gee, she could even be named "The Tidyboat Woman"...what an honor!
Posted 8/10/2008 11:18 AM (GMT 0)
Good bronze and silver here for getting frost bitten when having to go out for a ciggy while in the hospital . The wheel chair I was in was so cold I was lucky to get back in at 2 in the morning . lol gail
Posted 8/10/2008 3:27 PM (GMT 0)
I have a Gold medal in SHARTING.
Thats when you think you are going to fart but s**t instead.

Never trust a fart.
Posted 8/11/2008 12:44 AM (GMT 0)
Or most powerful bowel movement, though I wouldn't want to judge this one!
LOL

Matthew
BTW,
A couple of episodes ago, one of the crew on Ghosthunters International had Crohn's & had a flare. Anyone else watch the show & catch this?
Posted 8/11/2008 2:52 AM (GMT 0)
swimming the river of denile.
Posted 8/11/2008 2:44 PM (GMT 0)
The free style, waiting for the restroom dance.
The butt clinch
The strain and grunt prep race
The , your insurance does not pay for this, fights
The , try to get the nurse to speed up the remicade drip races
The, keep your head above water medical bill swim.
All events that we dont have to wait four years to compete in. They are every day events.
Posted 8/11/2008 11:52 PM (GMT 0)
Race to get an emergency appointment with your Doc.
Best ability to navigate the ER blind folded. I know it so well this should be a piece of cake.
I see the Trampoline is an Olympic competition -- I'm thinking not a good one for Crohnies...
Posted 8/12/2008 12:38 AM (GMT 0)
i like the potty dance.. I'm a pro at that.. having to wait at a hospital for a private restroom.. oh yea

How about the loudest gurgling stomach..Its fun to be in the middle of a test and hear your own belly go girgle so loud you would think i yelled it :)

This is an awesome post i really needed the laugh thanks for thinking of this one..
Posted 8/12/2008 1:39 AM (GMT 0)
I'd be in the running for being able to burp and fart at the same time like a champ along with being first to the toilet...I might also get the gold for having the biggest, ugliest crohn's skin tags on my butt-hole...not to mention being in the longest flare in history without remission (17 yrs).

:)
Posted 8/12/2008 2:03 AM (GMT 0)
How about one for those on prednisone: who can eat the most or stay up the longest.
Posted 8/12/2008 2:08 AM (GMT 0)
Another Pred event- fastest mood swings.  And, the Doctor's Visit Triathalon- three (or more) appointments in one day.  Extra points if they aren't all in the same hospital or medical complex.

Posted 8/12/2008 2:14 AM (GMT 0)
The most powerfully odiferous gas -- to qualfy it has to drop dogs and cats in their tracks at 50 feet. (I can't believe I just said this)
Posted 8/13/2008 7:11 PM (GMT 0)
FallColors,

Sorry guy, but I hold 3 gold medals in that. Plus, several fumigated restrooms at places of employment! LOL

Matthew
Posted 8/13/2008 7:43 PM (GMT 0)
Matthew, I am afraid to use the elevator i my wifes building for fear I have weakened the cables with caustic fumes.
Posted 8/16/2008 12:45 PM (GMT 0)
OMG
These are just too funy
Thanks all
I sure needed some laughter today

Be back

LYN
Posted 8/17/2008 5:20 AM (GMT 0)
From what I see going on in China, we would all be disqualified for being over medicated....
Posted 8/20/2008 1:57 AM (GMT 0)
I'm sooo depressed about my recent fatiuge and this totally cracked me up and made my day.  I have 3 cats...I can cat hurdle down the hallway pretty darn well...I think I could at least take a silver in that.

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