silly post about colonoscopies

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during exams were quite humorous...A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) before or after their colonoscopies:
 
                   
  1.Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going  where no man has gone before!  
 
   2. Find Amelia Earhart yet?'

  3. Can you hear me NOW?'    
 
   4. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

  5. You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally  married.'

  6. Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'

  7. You put your left hand in, you take your left  hand out...'

  8. Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'

  9. If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!'

 10. Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'

 11. You used to be an legislator, didn't you?'

 12. God, now I know why I am not gay.'

 13. How far up did you go? I now have a sore  throat.'  
   
   And the best one of all ..........
 
  14. Could you write a note for my wife that  my head isn't up there?

Thanks!!! I had my laugh for today!!!

nice to find something funny about this crazy disease!

LOL ,,, sometimes I think my docs head is up there. Odd think is , he always finds my wallet..

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain ,
"Because I run all the body's systems,
so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood ,
"Because I circulate oxygen all over
so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach,"
Because I process food and give
all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs ,
"because I carry the body wherever
it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes,
"Because I allow the body to see
where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the! rectum ,
"Because I'm responsible for
waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
And insulted him, so in a huff,
he shut down tight.

Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery,
and the blood Was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

The ***hole is usually in charge !!

Lol thanx for sharing those!