OT-Sniper, you can send back the scamming contracters, now

Well,

   I guess you have heard the weather reports from here, and possibly got some rain yourself. Now it's our turn to host the sorry ole birds who do construction scams. If you see lots of (toilet and other) paper and eagle feathers falling from the sky you know they were likely picked up somewhere in Oklahoma and dropped, like Dorothy from the sky. If any of the papers are stocks and bonds, just burn them for kindling unless they are Oklahoma issued stocks or Bonds, which are still worth something if they are not oil related. Otherwise they were most likely left out for the 85-100mph winds to catch on purpose.

   Ole VV may be catching the brunt of the storms tonight, when they are supposed to stretch from the Ohio river valley south through Tenn. where like us they are still cleaning up from ice storms that did much more damage there than here. We had a warm windy week between the ice storm and the tornadoes, that brought wildfires and grassfires. I think it was a mistake to send you back your Hornets, then invite the Thunder to take their place. It's like we are begging for the wrath...

   Well, with the fatalities this is about as close to humor as I can get on this subject, but I hope you are feeling better and can see the irony in all this. Have a good day. Let us know how you are doing. I am trying bone builders, and experimenting with trace minerals (like sea water and sea salt) to see if it helps with the low back and leg pain, I 'll let you know how it works out. Take care, we miss you.

Nothing like a Category 5 on the Fujitsa Scale to drop **** on your head from a great height !
Some days, you have to laugh or you'd cry, and acts of Nature really do call for it, don't they ?

VV!! Thanks for mentioning your litigation club membership. I googled your club and it sounds expensive and very aggravating to join. I am about to interview contractors to replace my old roof and I certain-ly will be careful not to get teed-offed! You have done me a great favor! VV you are my hero!

Sniper,

  Good to hear from you. How are the ole (not old) joints doing. I think the trace minerals I have been using are helping. I'm hoping to feel like Wonder Woman again soon. I was 6 feet tall and bullet proof last week after the scope, when thay gave me lots of fentanyl. I have not been that pain free for some time. After that perfact scope, I'm going to work on the reactive arthritis angle. I can't really blame it on the Crohn's, the scope looked like a healthy persons.

Sno,

  I think they decided the OKC tornados were f2-f3 and the Lone Grove tornado was a f4. I sat in a park near my house that day and felt at least 3 temp changes of about 10 degrees each, warm, cool. warm, cold, then very warm, and cool, with very little wind direction shift. My ears popped, but the usual calm that follows did not come. Then I realized that the tornado was well to my northwest. This was almost as strange as all the thunder sleet we recieved last year- Strange days indeed!

Now are you sorry you drowned those witches and their cats in a previous life, Sniper ?
P.S. VV says, "Maiow"....

Gradually, over the course of my misbegotten existence in the late 20th Century, it has become clear to me.... in a previous life, I was Attila The Hun.
And I haven't forgotten all my tricks, so watch yer lip....!

Now we all know snohare is more akin to say,,, Bowser,,, a west highland terrier, an old sea dog he is,,or was. Probably sailed the seas on deck of a pirate ship. He had tummy trouble even in that life,,,,What you say ??? How would I know such a thing you say??? wellllllllllllllllll, have you never heard of ,,,,The poop deck ??????? Thar she blows,,,,again.

Sno,

I can't buy the Attila bit. I have known and loved the former Hun, she taught me the Pawn business in 1985, after she was burned in Salem and has been living in Arizona since 1995, after she left OKC around the time of the OKC bombing. I wasn't cursing you, just reminding you to let em keep their Witch burning Karma to themselves! Poor witches, just trying to keep their families healthy. Leave it to Sniper and VV to soundly take this thread to the potty, and on the first page, too.

Trust ole' VV to rabbit in.... or should that be, be rabbiting on ?
Well of course, as we all know by the number of persons who were Cleopatra in a past life, geographical location has nothing to do with reincarnation. (Not that I know much about it. I used to think it meant recycled tinned condensed milk, or something to do with flowers. )
Wouldn't have minded being Brennus in a past life, Fall, he was one of the good guys from what I hear if I am thinking of the same person you are. Was he the guy whose funerary treasure is still being searched for ? The Huns, Goths and Vandals certainly got a bad press over all that sacking, yet it was incompetent management and unpaid debts that sank the city in the end...hmm, what does that remind us of ? Me, the only sacking I have is the hessian I store potatoes in.
Sniper, your comments are just what I would expect from a wag, but never think for a moment that I feel hounded by you. You have the right of it, the poop deck with it's transom was indeed where the offboard toilets were often located. (And you thought you had problems with high powered jets of cold water when you went !) And to this day, the phrase "I'm pooped" indicating exhaustion, comes from the fact that a sailing ship in a storm, could be instantly swamped by a wave coming from astern over the poop deck, surprising an unwary steersman.
VV, if you knew how much Charmin I get through, you wouldn't call me "Winnae" the Pooh....more like "Will Pooh !"
Although I like to think of myself as a hunny...I am all too often considered by my friends and family to be miss beehiving, they don't like puns. Can't think why.

Hey Sno,

Log onto chat if you are still around.

Good story about the monkey... but no banana ! It was an iron triangle, not a plate...you missed that angle ! Still, it was nice to hear the old cannon story.... a real blast from the past.

Ok I'm just going to post so I can say Broomhilda one more time so she will show up and weigh in. (not a fishy reference) The third times a charm, now she can come school us!

Sno,
A pirate, yes I can buy that one.