OT: A Little Bit of ..... Humor

I was in the army with a guy that would crawl under the door at a pay toilet in the bus station. I asked him if he knew what he was crawling in, in order to save a dime and he would say about the same thing,,,what if it was only a fart and I waste my money. I thought that was even funnier , but us guys are known for gross stuff . I do have to add that this guy was not the sharpest tool in the shed. How can I put this as not to be censored. Hmmmm, he was always worried about braking a certain bone in a part of his anatomy . This part of his anatomy we told him did not contain bones, but he worried just the same. He was afraid of having to put a cast or sling on it ..Try to picture that and you will crack up too...

Thank you all for the smiles...

how would a kid todayknow about paying a nickel? are there pay toilets left? i cant remember seeing one since the 70's .. C2 that poem is in evry bathtroom stall in the country i think only with out the nickel part and with words you cant say here ;o).. usually done with a knife or marker... and then theres is the micro writing in the grout between the tiles if there are any.. how does someone write so small?

In England, "spending a penny" is a euphemism for pooping, as in: "Excuse me, but I have to go spend a penny."

I'm from England originally, and I still refer to 'spending a penny', but that was always to pee. Nice post guys!!