Posted 4/27/2014 3:05 AM (GMT 0)
Embarrassing story - I was helping a customer at work, searching for something on the computer, and he was standing close to me - too close for comfort since my stomach was making awful gurgling noises. I tried to ignore it, but after a pretty loud gurgle, I said to him, "excuse me, my stomach's being weird." He said "Oh, that's your stomach, I thought it was the computer." Should have kept my mouth shut!