Wow, I saw a related story this morning and was thinking about
posting it (
Someone On a British Airways Plane Took a crap So Bad That It Had to Turn Around and Come Back Again)
I felt bad for laughing because I imagine we've all had a situation like this before--I was eating out once shortly before being diagnosed and managed to clog two of the restaurant's four bathrooms and got to listen to some women proclaim how horrible it smelled in there while I was going for the fourth or fifth time.