Saturday smiler 6/29
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Just a ‘groaner’
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard . . .
The priest heard some faint music coming from the grave.
"That's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
Then the Eighth….Seventh...the Sixth
……….”It's Mozart decomposing."
TRUE: Church Bulletin Blooper
Please welcome Pastor Don,
a caring individual who loves hurting people
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Did you know
Your tongue is the fastest healing part of your body
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