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Posted 9/24/2008 11:19 PM (GMT 0)
What did the sea say to the sand???

 

 

Posted 9/25/2008 5:49 PM (GMT 0)
God only knows... shakehead

 

Sherrine

Posted 9/25/2008 7:24 PM (GMT 0)
It didn't say anything, it just waved. turn

 

Why did the chewing gum cross the road???

 

luv and hugs

Marlee

Posted 9/25/2008 7:28 PM (GMT 0)
It wanted to get away from Marlee the Mental Case?  devil

 

Sherrine

Posted 9/25/2008 7:50 PM (GMT 0)
It was stuck to the chicken's leg. smilewinkgrin
Posted 9/25/2008 8:06 PM (GMT 0)
AND again I got my laughs for the day!!

You two are just TOO funny!!!
Posted 9/25/2008 8:55 PM (GMT 0)
Oh, Marlee dear, the question should have asked, "HOW did the chewing gum cross the road"  not "why".  Have you been fitted for that nice white jacket with the wrap around sleeves, yet?  tongue   devil

Sherrine

Posted 9/25/2008 10:42 PM (GMT 0)
You two rock...

Hugs, Karen
Posted 9/26/2008 1:37 PM (GMT 0)
Yes, they said it was the new fall fashion. smhair

Why did the rooster cross the road???

Posted 9/26/2008 1:50 PM (GMT 0)
I know,

Because he was really a big chicken, and Sherrine was standing there with an ax. And Chutzie was on the other side with the other chicken getting the bubble gum off of her feet. And he was not wanting to hear any more chicken jokes because he is really a sensitive kind of guy and wanted to learn how to knit a sweater for Marlee with those funny sleeves. Wow I think we are all nuts. That is another joke for another time.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hugs, Karen
Posted 9/26/2008 1:58 PM (GMT 0)
Or it could have been that the Rooster was trying to get away from Marlee yeah
Posted 9/26/2008 2:45 PM (GMT 0)
Why do you girls think I'm nuts???

 

Karen you almost had it. He wanted to prove he wasn't chicken.

Posted 9/26/2008 2:52 PM (GMT 0)

I nominate Marlee for forum comedian....I was able to laugh today!!

Not at you but with you of course smilewinkgrin

Posted 9/26/2008 4:03 PM (GMT 0)
We laugh with her, at her and all around her. She is so funny...

Hugs, Karen
Posted 9/26/2008 8:36 PM (GMT 0)
What did the sea say to the sand? I got you covered. And we do...all of us.
Posted 9/26/2008 9:26 PM (GMT 0)
Oh, Marlee...a rooster IS a chicken...a male chicken.  tongue

 

Sherrine

Posted 9/27/2008 12:11 AM (GMT 0)
It's just a joke Sherrine, a silly little joke!!!

 

You get a lot of pleasure out of getting under my skin don't you??? shocked

 

chicken: a cowardly or timid person (informal)
You’ll never do it – you’re a chicken!

 

Okay, can you answer this one without analyzing it first???

Why did the turtle cross the road??? I know busy road, isn't it??? turn

Yes we do Chuzzle.

 
Posted 9/27/2008 1:03 AM (GMT 0)
OMG, you guys almost made me snort my pop through my nose!!  Too funny turn

 

Can I play?

The turtle crossed hte road b/c he was tied to the chicken.

 

My kids love this one:  Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Posted 9/27/2008 3:27 PM (GMT 0)
Nope mamanan, to get to the Shell station.

 

The chicken crossed the playground to get to the other slide.

 

luv and hugs

Marlee

Posted 9/27/2008 3:36 PM (GMT 0)
Why did the sea wear rubber pants? (To keep it's bottom clean...)

What's the difference between a duck? (One of its feet are both the same.)

And my all time favorite from my grampa....

Do you walk to school or carry your lunch?

Thanks girls! You really took me back!
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