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Posted 2/12/2009 5:14 PM (GMT 0)
Anyone feel like they are getting stung by bees on their toes?  This is a new one for me.  It HURTS and doesn't last long but comes in spurts.  I wanna take a nap as I was awake most of the night...it jolts me awake!

Please tell me it's fibro and not makidjtidoopoiddkifusds disorder! LOL!

huggies

donna

Posted 2/12/2009 5:30 PM (GMT 0)
I hate to break this to you, Donna, but I fear you have indeed come down with a terrible case of makidjtidoopoiddkifusds disorder. It's quite common in fibromites. It starts with the bee sting feeling in the toes, but then quickly progresses into the sensation that there are ants in your pants and spiders in your hair. Before you know it, you will become convinced that you are no longer a person, but have in fact transformed into an insect. You will also soon completely lose the ability to wear socks that match. The good news is, you will no longer care. Oh, and pretty soon you will be making your own honey! So that's a bonus, right? Saves money on the grocery bill.

There is, of course, no real cure for makidjtidoopoiddkifusds disorder. However, many patients have had great luck with cranberry supplements. If that doesn't work, try power walking through the mall.

For more great tips on how to cure yourself of makidjtidoopoiddkifusds disorder, you can buy my book "Cure Your Makidjtidoopoiddkifusds Disorder NOW!!" on Amazon for $39.95! Act now, and get a second copy for FREE! (just pay $74.99 shipping and handling)
















(ok, seriously, I think it's fibro because I've had this too.)
Posted 2/12/2009 5:39 PM (GMT 0)

Oh danielle, it IS just as I feared.  I will buy your book immediately and gladly pay the $79.95 in shipping and handling.  Thankfully it is being sold on Amazon as I would not be able to walk through a bookstore with the beestings curling my toes under.  I guess I could lay on a skate board and propel myself through the aisles...No...Amazon is best.  Thank you so much and may others on this forum never experience makidjtidoopoidkifusds disease.  It really smarts!

Huggies

donna

Posted 2/12/2009 5:51 PM (GMT 0)
hahahaha smilewinkgrin thats funny.Not laughing at you vesta.It sounds like nerve spasms.I have those,but I have diabetes.Hurts like hell.
Posted 2/12/2009 10:30 PM (GMT 0)
I'm so grateful that fibro hasn't taken your sense of humors, ladies!

I get those bee stings, too. I usually say to my husband, "hey, take those needles out of my big toe, wouldya?!" Or, wherever they strike. I've had them in various parts of my feet, in my legs, and now my hands.

Can I find your book on ebay, by any chance?!
Posted 2/13/2009 12:05 AM (GMT 0)
ROTFLMBO... Now THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!!! turn

But seriously I think I might have makidjtidoopoidkifusds syndrome/disease too!!  Yesterday I had a terrible urge to build a hive, but I was having trouble finding worker bees to help, as I have every intention of beeing (heehe get it.. beeing?) the Queen B!!  Then I felt a need to start digging tunnels underground but again.. no worker ants shocked    Seems all the bug life that I wanted to communicate with were hybernating due to a horrendous winter.

OK.. I'll stop, Donna, every now and then I get a stinging feeling in my feet and legs.  They come and go quickly but its weird when it happens, especially when I'm driving!

Hugs....

Posted 2/13/2009 12:52 AM (GMT 0)
I sure hope makidjtidoopoiddkifusds isn't one of those contagious computer viruses that can be spread over the internet!  I'm worried cause I've heard having Lyme Disease makes one more susceptible to makidjtidoopoiddkifusds shocked
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