When you consistently get up to use the bathroom during the night, somehow forget that the door is ALWAYS closed, and walk full force into it. Then wonder the next day why your nose is red and bruised.
When you put clothes in the dryer, then come back (usually the next day) to get them out and realize you never turned the dryer on, and now the clothes are mildewy, and have to be re-washed. When this process results in washing the same load at least 3 times.
When you freak out because you think you let the dog out and forgot about
her, and you're convinced she ran away/got hit by a car, so you run outside screaming at the top of your lungs, only to turn around and see the dog blinking at you from inside the doorway, clearly thinking "What's all the fuss about
?"
Or when you DO let the dog out, forget she's out there, and look out later to see her shivering on the stoop.
When you have to call customer service every time you try to login in to check your bank account/pay bills online, because you forgot your user name and/or password. You've written it down, you just don't remember where.
And, when you get up the energy to shower, but lose it after that so you sit on the couch in your robe for an hour before you get up the energy to put on PJs. That's about
where I am now.