I have only been up for two hours. So far...let's see. I poured my dogs two big bowls of water for their breakfast. They just stood there, staring at their dishes...so I tell the hubby they must not like the new dog food I bought them. Duh, and more duh.
Then I went to put another log in the woodstove. I opened the door and all these hot, flaming hunks of wood fell out all over the slate which set off the fire alarm and my dog who is still staring at her delicious bowl of water peed a river across the rug. (the noise scares her). I started to scrape up the coals with a shovel and backed up onto a plate that my hubby had put on the floor for the dogs to lick. It was syrup from the pancakes he ate. My slipper stuck to it..like glue. I had to drop the shovel and physically pull my foot out of the slipper and peel it off the plate. I then put the sticky dish in the dishwasher that I had already run when I got up.
I am going to clean up the pee, then go back to bed. I am very very dangerous today!
hugs
Donna