Good morning, Arianna. I'm sorry the sense of humor isn't enough to help you right now. I enjoyed your humor, tho. There is a lot to be said for 'Lucy'!
I'm not much help in the soaking and massage area. The last time I tried to take a bath, I fell back into the tub and hurt myself, landing on my rear but hit my ribs and inside of my arm before I landed. I take showers, somewhat safer for me. I have never had a professional massage. My DH is usually the one to rub my back. He does it to help me and then feels bad because I'm not ALL Better. I wish it were that easy. I had to go to PT a couple of yrs ago, the exercises I did for my shoulder were rough (I still do them at home), but at the end the PT would massage my shoulder. I did not find it pleasant, they kept hearing my shoulder pop and crack and said 'that sounds painful'. It was!
I love my heating pad, but I like the sound of the one you spoke of, the thermipaq? May I ask how much you pd for it? I hate having to stay put when I need to move around.
We want to take our tub out and replace it w/ a shower. It is getting harder and harder for my DH and I to 'climb' into the tub.
Hope you have a good day and that the sun is shining for you.
God bless. Alice.