A couple of years ago I dragged a pair of underpants that got caught in my pant leg through a casino. My friend thought this was very amusing and didn't tell me until I had hiked through a parking garage, a Bingo Hall and half way to the restaurant. Ha Ha, very funny. Well...it happened again this morning only this time I was in the grocery store. How does this happen??? Does the underpants fairy tuck them into the leg of my jeans and when I slide my leg through I push them to the bottom so they hang out below the hem??? What on earth kind of washing machine do I have that can 'push' a pair of undies into a pant leg? And heaven only knows why I can't feel myself dragging them along the ground. Thank goodness it was very early and the store was empty. Oh, the humanity!
It's the Underpants Fairy, I swear. I am going to stop wearing 'delicates' and maybe switch to boxers.
Huggies (maybe I should start weaing those....)
Donna