A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be
THE Man
of Your House.'
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you
need
to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will
prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you
will
serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go
upstairs
with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you
are
going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel
me
dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then
tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'
The wife replied, 'The freaking funeral director would be my first
guess.'