Debbie, so glad you're home and starting to see an improvement already!! Terrific!
Many of us are ladies of a certain age - Forever 21 So we understand your post title. Glad you have your sense of humor.
I don't know how many pills you take each day, normally, but at least for your recovery maybe try a pill box. They have 2, 3, & 4 section boxes that I know of, maybe more. I use a 4 section, my DH has a 2 section. It has helped us keep track of all our meds, vitamins, supplements, etc. If I had to remember what I took, when I took it and multiply that by 4, I would lose what's left of my mind. lol
My mother had a walker and it helped her tremendously w/ balance. I'm on a 4 prong cane for balance, as my back, legs and brain refuse to work in concert. At least for the time being, either one may be of help to get your 'motoring' again. The grabber that Jag spoke of sounds good. I may look into one myself. I used to ask my TALL sons to grab things out of the cabinet, and my petite daughter to help w/ low objects. Basically, it's just my DH and me here, neither of us is too agile.
So glad you have some friends near you to support you. You are a strong lady, you will be feeling so much better in no time. Already, the sciatica is subsiding, and that is a good sign.
Take it easy, take care of YOU.
God bless. Alice.