U know u have FM WHEN u stop in the middle of washing UR hair to rest

These are all so good!

You know you have FM when you not only forget your debit card PIN at the ATM but forget that you have it written down in your purse. (I know that's a big no-no but my bank just changed my card and I knew I'd forget it!)

You know you have FM when your toddler takes a bath more often than you take a shower.

You know you have FM when you painstakingly write a grocery shopping list sorted by aisle and category, planned for limited walking (including most efficient parking), go through the whole store, check your list a dozen times, and realize you have to go BACK to the other side because you forgot something. Why can't they keep all of the bloody cheese in the dairy section?!?

You know you have FM when your husband buys you nice Calvin Klein Performance Sportswear (it comes in Plus sizes!) for Christmas. He's done this because he knows you want to look good but all of your former work and casual clothes hurt you. :)