No more negativity here:

Arnold,
I've been so lost now that Oprah is no longer around. I did feel better after watching the Tony Awards last night. During the ads, I caught up with my brow plucking, which was a plus. I intended to wax my mustache, but my partner drank the entire bottle, mistaking it for some brandy. Now, I'm waiting for the Millionaire Matchmaker to come back on. I miss her cogent advice.

Okay, I am going to fall for this. I will be the duck today. I do hope that you, David, and A. Ziffle are goofing on people. I just read the banter between the two of you. OMG....it just goes to show that you never know who you are talking to. Sorry, just have a hard time getting around you liking Oprah and soap operas. I am female and can stand neither one. I am sincerely hoping this was a case of good humor. Yuck Yuck. If not...........and you were serious...........you may have more issues than a compromised liver.....myself, I won't ask for anymore recipes....I may start liking soap operas if I do.
Mitzi

Mick,
You must remember to sleep with your hands on top of the covers, mustn't waste any precious bodily fluids.

Mitzi,
I did my best needlepoint work while viewing Miss O, except for the teary interviews, then my thread got stained.

Dearest Mr. Kelly , I have heard of Erythema and this could be tied to it ( Hairy palms ) typically it is redness in the hands and may be caused by liver damage . As for the hairy part , It may be a new strain . I had a friend once who was rushed to the E.R one evening for Orange Erythema . Yes his palms were orange and quite hairy . The doc looked him over and was puzzled never having seen this before . He began to question the man about when he first noticed this . My friend replied : I come home from work every day sit on the couch , open a cold beer and grab a bag of Cheetos then slip in my favorite adult movie in the VCR and within 15 minutes this orangeness appears on my hands and private parts .
Hairy palms are o.k but please don't eat Cheetos , You can always explain away the hairy palm thing or shave them . Or as David prefers waxing .



A. Ziffle

I'd offer him $40 not to go out with his sister.

Hello David, I got a hebrew recipe ,2 parts vinegar ,1 tablespoon of cosher salt and 2 parts garlic oil , soak hands for 20 minutes ,now all my hair is gone . Due to the ESLD I'm still having erectile dysfunction . Oh wise one I know you can help me so please offer me some advise . Thankyou Sparkles .
Mick

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hello ziffle i cant have salt some say its salty down there anyway

Hello (Old) Wise One,
Your minds still as sharp as a tack. Can you confirm the rumors that Ziffle is a ruggedly handsome male.
Mick

Hello David oh Wise One ,
I don't eat junk food ,just fruit ,chicken breast with skin off ,organic of course and the odd pork roasted in honey and unsalted cashews. Is this a good diet? I think cheetos and pork rind are only for the ruggedly handsome amongst us . As you are aware I am a delicate beauty . My only wish (other than the new liver thing ) is to have one of the beauties from HW join us .
Yours Truely

   M

As pigs go , I have been told that I have somewhat ruggedly good looks . Still not sure how to take that ( Compliment ? ) , King David knows I am a handsome specimen of swinehood . Now say if I was somewhat a Nancy boar hog like yourself Princess Mick , You know David couldn't keep his hands off of me and there by committing the heinous crime of piddling a cloven hoofed animal . I ain't quite sure how the Rabbi's handle that sort of thing but it can't be pretty . Possibly uncircumcision might be a option . But from what I've heard this may lead to complete removal considering he didn't have much to work with from the start .


A. Ziffle

HELLO ALL whats up fellas you cant come with anythink

Mick....help me out, here. What does taking lactulose and walking around nude have in common? Just wondering. Thought I would give you the opportunity for some banter and entertainment.
Mitzi