Well , Whats a humble pig like myself to say ? Sounds like you all have been enjoying my temporary absence .
Mickey , Mickey , Mickey our little princess , It would appear you got your " groove " back on again . I happened on a news article this weekend ( Yes pigs can read , Although we do have problems with writing ) Any who the article mentioned that the land of OZ is infested with rats and it's causing problems .
I immediately thought of you for some strange reason . And then all of a sudden a solution to your fellow countrymen dilemma appeared before my eyes . And you being of Irish blood makes it all the more better . Didn't St.Pat drive out the snakes with his awful flute playing , I reasoned . Hmmmm Perhaps Mick could put a pair of his Kelly Green panties on and start blowing his Kazoo down main street Ettalong or Woy Woy and drive those pest out . Think about
it bud . Surely you've had your way through every land mammal , marsupial , and a few crocodiles so how about
taking one for the team and working that charm of yours on a few rats
.
Just kiddin of course but it is something to think about
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A. Ziffle