Hey Ticker..

How'd you get 8,530 posts in there anyhow?

Seems to me we need to have an awards ceremony complete w/a one of a kind gown styled by HR, escort you in by stretch limo, roll out the red carpet, (could line it with soldiers and swords if that would make you happy), invite you to sing one of your infamous numbers and then present you with the ultimate cure, second honeymoon, book and record deal, true story movie contract, brand new Lyme green car complete with radio and roll down windows, cruise to the destination of your choice (with your husband!) and a beautiful Lyme green gift of your choice - the sky is the limit, but it has to 'squeak' when you squeeze it!

Of course, there could be no ceremony w/out the Soj, her Rose, Gracie's mom, Gracie and Gretch moshing in the front row.  Anyone else care to join us?  I suspect we would be joined by your adoring fans and beneficiaries from all over the world.

Anybody else want a ticket?

Ticker tape is falling from the sky!  TY for always standing at the door welcoming all who come.....

love!  ~d

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              Awwwwwwwwwwwww I love it!!!!!! And I could dot he guest of honor's hair, I PROMISE not to turn it green! Do you think if we went to Glacier Bay God could at least make it a warm destination for us during that time? You guys are the best. Can't wait to see what I get for my 8,000th post!

             I love you all and thanks ticker for always being here for everyone to answer what we need!Peace!

:)

sojourner, I do believe you can see beluga whales at Glacier Bay National Park.

I have no doubt that you still have stellar kayak-flipping capabilities!  I want to see!

 

Oh my gosh! Ladies, what a divine idea! lol  I don't know how I missed this post.  You guys are too funny.

Yes, ticker, thank you!  You are the greatest!  The grandest tick-slayer of them all.  Ticks shriek at the very sight of you, I bet.  Ticks *know* you're warning the world about their bad deads.

Count me in!!  Name your price, and I'll buy the ticket! You're talking to a lymie who deeply wants to meet all ya'll in person.  If you can get a big enough limo, I'll definatley hop in.  I don't take up much room, I promise!  A corner seat would do nicely.

Kayaks are not my cup of tea.  Besides, I have so little arm muscle anymore that it would be laughable to put me in one.  Sounds like Soj and I would meet the same sad fate in a kayak.  See, here's what you do: ya drive the limo onto a floating car-mover-boat-thing and float ourselves near the glaciers.  We could roll down the windows and not even have to get out of the limo.  And someone might even be able to have their IV by sticking the pole through the sunroof(s) of the limo. Yah, maybe that's going a little too far.

Yes, *eh-hem*. What song, ticker?  If you tell me ahead of time I might even be able to accompany you on piano. That's if my lyme brain doesn't kick in and i forget what i've memorized. lol

 

hi sojourner!

YES, I'd like to get a ticket and join you all !!! ....of course !!! dorit

teenLymer, wow thank you 

I love your descriptions!  I can see several IV poles sticking out of the sunroof, making the limo look like a strange above-water submarine with multiple periscopes!

We could have the limo pull the kayaks so no one has to do any work!

 

Nah! I was just jokin'. I will push the limo off from shore and video those nuts floatin' down some ice cold river in a limo powered by IV Poles and the lungs of the mighty Ticker!

Unlesssss........ I can drive!

Anyone else want aboard?
Y'know it's just getting more interesting as you kick in ur ideas.

This is REAL medicine!

Okay Joanne,
But you have to carry that statue into congress as Exhibit B of our briefing after the river adventure!
Nothing like a good word picture.
This will be just before Gracie's mom and Heather drop the glass jar marked Exhibit A (Ticks).
Of course on the the other side of the jar in small print will be the disclaimer. "This jar contains poppy seeds used as examples for pseudo nymph ticks".

Those present in the room will not know this, so you will want to be there to see how quickly the room evacuates when the 'poppy seeds' start rolling like moving vectors - at which time Gretchen will be video'ing and presenting the taped scene as evidence for Exhibit C. We will call this one "The Emporer's New Clothes" b/c it took just one example to point out that they all knew the truth all along.

I say we call it "Ode to ticker"