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Posted 4/5/2017 9:06 PM (GMT 0)
I've been posting and following the thread about "mottling", so today I was in the corporate washroom and thought I'd check my stomach. I had just pulled my sweater up when someone walked in! I don't think she saw, but I'm not going to ask. Or explain!
Posted 4/6/2017 4:39 PM (GMT 0)
The last couple weeks have been really bad for reading. I couldn't figure out what the heck a cabbage truck had to do with anything... til I finally read "garbage truck" like I was supposed to.
Posted 4/7/2017 3:56 PM (GMT 0)
Oh BabsBunny that's funny!
Posted 4/16/2017 2:55 AM (GMT 0)
Boy, I can identify with a bunch of these! Especially Laker on using looking for things as my exercise...... Sometimes I catch myself when frantically and half-absent-mindedly looking for something, realize what I'm doing.....If I really want to find something, I'll stop, think about it, last used or seen, etc., pray about it. But sometimes I just think, Well, brain isn't working to think about it, but at least I'm getting some exercise!
Posted 4/18/2017 5:29 PM (GMT 0)
This morning I was looking all over the house for my favorite coffee mug. In the dishwasher, livingroom, bedroom, kitchen table. Where was it? On the kitchen counter by the kettle, exactly where it needed to be. Somehow when I glanced that way before scouring the house, I didn't see it. How is that possible?!
Posted 4/19/2017 3:38 PM (GMT 0)
well... this morning I misread the name "Denis"...

enough said.

keep smiling, ya'll.
Posted 4/19/2017 6:02 PM (GMT 0)
I was doing an email to lots of clients for an event that should have said 'named heads of departments' luckily I read through before I sent it as I had put 'naked heads of departments'

Put whole new meaning on the sentence !!
Posted 4/20/2017 3:28 PM (GMT 0)
Laughed out loud as these!

This morning, it took me 4 tries to type the word approval correctly. Four?
Posted 4/22/2017 10:13 PM (GMT 0)
I saw a cookbook in the store "Tasty Annual Recipes". I read it "Tasty Animal Recipes." and thought it was a little insensitive, even though I'm not a vegetarian :-D

Misplaced a roll of scotch tape yesterday... no clue where i put it, but i can't wait to find out where it turns up :-D
Posted 4/23/2017 1:09 AM (GMT 0)
I asked my husband where my which-a-ma-call-it was and he walked across the room, got it off the shelf and handed it to me🤤
Posted 4/23/2017 11:46 PM (GMT 0)
Been raining crazy here, but had to get chicken feed. So I wait til my husband gets to the truck carrying the 50 lb bag of feed before I take off running to the truck. Get to the truck and the door is still locked. I'm hollering at him, unlock the door, but I can't understand what he's saying back. I'm soaked by the time he gets the feed in and gets the code punched into his door to unlock the truck. When I finally get in the truck, he points to MY hand holding HIS keys. He gave me the keys as we left the store, since he had his hands full! How can you forget something that fast? 😂
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