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Posted 8/7/2008 12:42 PM (GMT 0)
Well, it's Olympic Games time again. This is a fun thing we do on another board every time the Olympics come around.

Which events would you enter your stoma into and what do you think it's chances of winning are? eg The stoma that can spurt the furthest, make the loudest noise, etc. The events are up to your imagination VIEW IMAGE

Posted 8/7/2008 4:54 PM (GMT 0)

My stoma would win the contest for who can fill a balloon full of air the fastest!! :-)

Posted 8/7/2008 6:37 PM (GMT 0)
Ummm ... I would enter the 'shotpoop' as Shaz eluded to. I know it she would go the furthest. And being multitalented she can also enter track and field for long distance running ....
Posted 8/7/2008 11:19 PM (GMT 0)
... because it's always running ....
Posted 8/8/2008 1:47 AM (GMT 0)
Mine would be a rythmic gymnast - cause it's always moving and grooving. And in a weird way, it's graceful when it undulates!
Posted 8/8/2008 3:26 AM (GMT 0)
Mine would be swimming - it's always swimming in something!
Posted 8/8/2008 5:28 AM (GMT 0)
And, apparently after reading her post...we all know summerstorm's is a pudding wrestler!!!!
Posted 8/8/2008 9:14 AM (GMT 0)
i dont have a stoma but can i jon please? I was watching a tv show last sat, and somewhere in america, they have their very own olympics which inlcude cow pat tossing!!!!!! yeh seriously!! but since my op i could enter the clearing the stadium the fastest comp. I would win! I have a lot of practice at home, lol or machine gun sound-a-likey i would still win. at least i could laugh it off if i lost!!
pudding wrestling?????? will you not want to eat it instead? lol
Posted 8/10/2008 3:34 AM (GMT 0)
I think mine would give a good run in the decathalon -- swimming, running, and moving in all directions For lengthy periods of time (for life!)!!!!!

Posted 8/11/2008 4:16 AM (GMT 0)
let me make a taco bell run then give it 15 minutes and i think mine would win the spurt the furthest event, i found this out last night when i wasn't thinking and i tried to change because the bag was coming off ( that little guy can go far )
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