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Posted 8/22/2009 6:47 AM (GMT 0)
Ok so i cannot even belive i am gonna ask this but i cannot figure out what to do.  This is not for young eyes btw.

When my husband and i have sex i wear a belly band thing aroudn my waist to cover the bag.

Ok well thats not a problem.

(this is where im getting embarassed, lol)

We got a hot tub though, and well sometimes we like to um enjoy the hottub, lol.  So i was putting the belly band around my waist and then when i took my suit off it was there.  However you know how when water gets under a shirt in the water it balloons up and makes a funnny noise?  Well the water was doing that under the belly band!  which is hardly sexy when you have a huge bubble popping up then making that farting noise to go away!

Soooo my question is does anyone have any suggestion on what else i could use to hide the bag?

PS...I know you guys are laughing!

Posted 8/22/2009 10:22 AM (GMT 0)
How about some sort of boob tube, or is that what you call a belly band?

PS, I did laugh, but only because I've been there done that....:)
Posted 8/22/2009 3:22 PM (GMT 0)
empy-a belly band is what pregnant women wear around their belly tohelp hold them up,sort of.Its like a boob tube only not as tight, which might help if it were tighter!

Nasaronron-thats a good idea, ill look into that.


thanks guys!

Posted 8/22/2009 5:30 PM (GMT 0)
okay, here's all you've gotta do...wear a two piece tankini into the hot tub, and when things get intimate, take the bottoms off and leave the top part on to cover it up. smilewinkgrin
Posted 8/22/2009 11:52 PM (GMT 0)
the top part doesnt come down far enough and wont stay down on its on, lol.
Posted 8/23/2009 2:48 AM (GMT 0)
why do you need to cover up.
I don't.
But when I first became intimate with my hub after i had surgery, I would fold the bag up as small as it would get, and tape it to my abdomen. They waterproof medical tape.
But i let it all hang out.
Posted 8/23/2009 3:40 AM (GMT 0)
cause if i dont cover it up it flops around and i dont like that, lol
i have to keep it tucked up in my undies i just cannot handle it flopping around, lol

i used to tape mine up like that too, but i found out it was alot of trouble each time, so i just put that thing over it
Posted 8/23/2009 6:16 PM (GMT 0)
OK--you cannot start a thread asking us not to laugh!! Have you read YOUR threads??

I don't have any suggestions for you....sorry.
Posted 8/23/2009 6:43 PM (GMT 0)
I assume your husband is ok with the bag, right? well then why hide it? it might be easier to just not hide it, in that situation
Posted 8/24/2009 1:54 PM (GMT 0)
Have you seen My Heart is Tied covers?  They are amazing, and I'm assuming you could get them wet if you wanted to. 

Posted 8/24/2009 3:35 PM (GMT 0)
Well all i can say is just do it and enjoy yourself - i would just have a laugh about it - you can get fart noises anyway when being intimate out of water let along in the water!!  but i rarely go there these days....hohumx
Posted 8/24/2009 11:41 PM (GMT 0)
well the noise comes from the thing i use to hold it up bubbling up around me. And its the thing moving up thats worse.
I bought a bathing suit with a skirt and im gonna cut the bottom out and tape my bag up and see how that works.
Posted 8/25/2009 1:33 AM (GMT 0)
I've been trying to think of something....but I haven't come up with anything yet!! Sounds like you found something that needs to be invented!
Posted 8/25/2009 5:00 PM (GMT 0)
I love it!! OK I chuckled a little. I have a hot tub and will have to try it someday. The bag thing.. I have some really little ones that I think I could just tape completely over and keep tight. Will think of you when I come to that! LOL
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