well, first
a few days ago
one of my coworkers (a young college student aged girl who has a great sense of humor) had stolen my friends cell phone and updated her fb status to "today I pooped my pants"
Which was HILARIOUS to us all and had a good laugh, b/c poop is funny.....
today she threatens to do the same to me and says "Oh wait, Chassity, you can't poop your pants"
'No' i said. 'I can't poop my pants, but I'm pooping IN my pants'
Then we all laughed and laughed, because, as I pointed out, I was pooping as we spoke. In fact, i'm pooping right now