Posted 6/10/2010 1:18 AM (GMT 0)
Well, I had a huge surprise this evening. I have a temp ileo and I was emptying the poopy pouch when I noticed everything coming out vibrant green. I mean, it looked like lawn trimmings. I almost fell off the toilet and was like ***!! I was like what in god's name is going on now. I was about to call my surgeon when I realized that I had made a delightful tortellini en brodo last night with copious amounts of dill and parsley. Then I was like hooray, this actually looks really cool and I invited everyone over to see ... just kidding. In all honesty it was freaky.