I had a bad dream last night. I was at Disney World standing in line to meet Tom Selleck when I got this really strong urge to poop. (I was born in the 70's and am a lifelong member of the Tom Selleck Fan Club
, so this was a big deal to finally get to meet him!) I had to get out of line and run around frantically trying to find a bathroom.
When I finally found one, I ran into some girls that I knew in high school and had to try to be pleasant and chat with them while having to go to the bathroom really bad. When I got to the front of the line, the toilets were disgustingly dirty, and there were no doors! It was awful, and then I woke up...
If I would have had an ileostomy, it would have been great dream, because I would have been able to stay in line and meet Tom, where he would have fallen madly in love with me at first sight!!!