no not that kind, lol so this is off topic, but you guys will just love this!
i accidentally accquired a cat today. Just addign to my zoo!
i was at my grandmas and we were inside and kept hearing this god awful noise outside, and to me it sounded like a hurt cat, so my uncle, my son and i went outside, and sure enough there was this little pitiful kitty out there. It was limping and staggering and so skinny i could put my hand around it. Well my grandma lives next to a very busy road, and i couldnt' leave it there, and i thought about taking it to the pound, but i may as well just lay it int he road if i did that.
So i thought about these people near me that keep taking in strays and feeding them and watching out fro them. So, i get this grand plan to take the cat halfway between my house and theirs, give it alittle food, see if that helped it. So i take it home, put it out and the end of my drive way, and throw some food for it way out in the woods, plannign to come back in a few minutes and see how it was doing. I knew the other people would take care of it, so i wasn't abandoning it or anything.
So i get back in my car and drive up to my house and when i get out, the little cat is at my door, and grabs my leg. So, i think oh shoot (well not that nice of a word, lol). and it's still starving so i go in and get it some food, and it just ate and ate, i had to take the food away to keep it from getting sick. Well i thought ok now it will run off, i figured that when my husky showed up he would run it off. Well i go to go inside and the cat attaches itself to my leg and rides along. well that was so cute, and this little cat is sooo pitiful, it just whines and loves on you. Well a little while later i go get my son, and when he gets out of the car, the stupid cat comes over and he wants to play with it, so he sits down and the darn things sits on his lap. I have never seen a cat sit on a two year olds lap. So at this moment i realize i will keepign this cat. So i had to go buy it food and a house, it will live outside. I have one cat inside, and i really DO NOT like cats, but this little thing, raccoon is it's name, is just so pitiful and cute. Anyway, i sitll was thinking, my husky will probably run it off, but he comes up on the porch and raccoon runs off at first and festus (the dog) starts eating raccoons food, and i think that the cat will probably just stay behind the fence and that festus will start growling at it, he had a rough life before we got him and is terrifeid he won't get food. So the cat starts eating the food right out from under him, and he just eats with it.
Anyway, i tell my mom about it and she says, don't you know no good deed goes unpunished.