While i was changing my stuff that i didnt have any funny stories for you lately. And lo and behold one just fell at my feet, literally!
When i change my bag i lay a towel and a pad under my feet and then i take the bag off, putting the tail in a bag and drying as i pull it off. Well, usually i empty the bag compeletly right before i get in the shower, but there wasn't much in there, and i figured i was just gonna take it off, why bother. STUPID! So i am drying off and then, for absolutely no reason, i just dropped the bag that had the bag in it! and of course it fell open side down! and i am standing there, holding a piece of cloth over my stoma, praying it won't start shooting stuff, with my bag upside down at me feet! ACK!!!
So i grab more cloth and hold it over me, and somehow, no idea how, manage to get bent down, without stepping onthe stuff, get it turned rightside up and into the trash, the mess wasn't too bad. But of course i couldn't clean it right then, so i turned it over, onto the towel, still holding this cloth on, with my right hand, and i am right handed so i am doing all this with myleft hand. Finally after what seemed like forever, i managed to get everything taken care of, cleaned the pad off really good with an alchol wipe, didn't want stuff all over! then brought it to the washing machine, where i proceded to pour a ton of bleach on it! and it's washing now!