Glad Bag said...
I am going to have to get back to you with the story about my first body massage after surgery.....let's just say the women was not expecting to see what she saw when I got undressed before the massage.
This reminds me of the card a patient gave us when I used to sell ostomy supplies. It had a picture of an older man and woman on the front in hospital gowns, walking down the hallway with their IV poles. The woman said to the man "are you happy to see me or is that a colostomy bag?"
We framed it, it was a classic.