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Posted 9/17/2009 11:03 AM (GMT 0)
It's Thursday moring - it's the day.  It's about 6:50am, report to the hospital at 8am, surgery at 10am.

In just a few hours I will have kicked the little walnut out and he can find a new home.  Sure hope he cleans up well and doesn't leave anything behind.  He's been a pretty good tenant over the years but lately he's been acting up. 

He's been creating problems, making noises, messing up the plumbing, and having parties with absolutely unwanted guests.  These are the kind of guests that just don't know when it's time to move on. 

So I have no choice to but to call in "The Boys from Detroit" and have him forceable evicted, lock stock and barrell. The Detroit Boys are supposed to be the best.  They are experts at making sure everything has been cleaned out, nothing is overlooked and the space will be clean and livable again.

I don't think I'll rent the space out again.  I think I would just as soon leave it empty.  At my age I don't need the revenue, in fact this eviction is costing me a bundle. 

So it's on to Henry Ford for the eviction process.  I'll let you guys know tomorrow how it goes.  Thanks for being so supportive.  Your prayers and blessing have meant so much to me and my wife.

Thanks,

Sonny

Posted 9/17/2009 11:13 AM (GMT 0)

Be sure and ask if you can bring him home in a glass jar shocked

Good luck and pardon the pun - but I hope everything comes out ok.

Posted 9/17/2009 11:25 AM (GMT 0)

 ..good luck Sonny, and see ya' on the other side..

Posted 9/17/2009 11:27 AM (GMT 0)
I hope you get that unwanted guest out of you with no problem. Hope to hear from you on the other side. I lost a few pounnds after surgery but have gained them all back by now.
Posted 9/17/2009 12:18 PM (GMT 0)
Sonny,
You gave them notice, now it's time to get rid of your uninvited guests.
May Da Vinci leave you 56 grams lighter and as well proportioned as the Vitruvian Man.
Jeff

Post Edited (Worried Guy) : 9/17/2009 8:00:11 AM (GMT-6)

Posted 9/17/2009 12:27 PM (GMT 0)
Best of luck today Sonny.

Regards,
Bill
Posted 9/17/2009 12:33 PM (GMT 0)
Sonny, may all the best happen for you during the surgery, I hope you are laying on the table about now, with a large boner just in spite, a symbol that "you will be back". Already looking for you on the other side. Bless you brother.

David in SC
Posted 9/17/2009 12:49 PM (GMT 0)
Best of luck to you Sonny...and tell the new little friend (catheter) you will get in place of the previous guest a warm wish that he doesn't stay around very long either. See ya on the other side.
Posted 9/17/2009 1:49 PM (GMT 0)
Best of luck to you Sonny
Posted 9/17/2009 3:00 PM (GMT 0)
Well Sonny, as I write you're sound asleep in Detroit, the guys and gals in the OR are chatting away (just another day for them!) and the doctor is having fun playing the best video game in town. Soon you'll suddenly realize you're in the recovery room! And some nice nurse will be telling you you're doing just fine, and as you hear that, you'll drift back to sleep, only to wake a few minutes later, and then, before you know it, some orderly will be wheeling you down the halls of the hospital to the ward where you'll see your wife waiting, she'll be grinning from ear to ear, you'll lift your arm as you roll along and say "Hey there, where you been," or some such, and you'll feel every bit as perky as you did when you got up on the table earlier this morning. Those meds are wondeful ! ! !

Then, the whole ward staff will seem to converge on your room as they go "one, two, three" and wheeeee! Off you go from stretcher to the bed. At this point you'll realize you've gor an arm full of needles hooked to bags ---- and, speaking of bags, by gosh, Willie is hooked to one too!

In a couple of hours you'll be up walking in the hall.

Now it's time to Blackberry your friends here and say hello.

Welcome to the other side, Sonny
Posted 9/17/2009 4:41 PM (GMT 0)
Hi sonny3,

I just wanted to add my name to the list of well wishers and welcome you to the other side.

Hoping for a quick and complete recovery for you. Keep in touch.

All the best to you.

Magaboo

Posted 9/17/2009 6:33 PM (GMT 0)
Welcome to the other side, sonny. Ok, enough accomodation for recovery, you've had a full 4 hours. Time to get out of bed and walk, time to drink as much water as you can stand. Repeat as often as needed, walking a little further each time. Make sure you do nothing but rest between walks for a while. You need both walking and plenty of rest, and you need to drink lots of water for a flush. This is the first time since infancy that you could pee while sitting or walking, so take advantage of having to make no bathroom trips. Flush out the drugs, residue, dregs and junk. Walk to get the drugs out of your system, to encourage bowel movement.
Posted 9/17/2009 6:39 PM (GMT 0)

Sleepless summarized it perfectly, Sonny!----------welcome to this side of surgery. You'll be fine and dispensing post-surgery advice in no time, for sure.

                             Arnie

Posted 9/17/2009 7:10 PM (GMT 0)
Here's wishing you a speedy recovery, Sonny. Sometimes it's better to get rid of one bad nut to save the other two! Not to mention the rest of you.

-Charlie
Posted 9/17/2009 11:52 PM (GMT 0)
Hi Sonny, you should be in your room giving the nurses fits  by now.  Trust everything went well.  Look forward to hearing all the good news.  David

Posted 9/17/2009 11:58 PM (GMT 0)
Yep , Brother Sonny, you should be laid up for the night, well drugged I hope, annoying all that come in contact with you, wishing you were eating a real meal, and wondering what that cursed latex snake is doing coming out of the end of your weiner. You are on the other side brother, along with us on the recovery side. Heal well, rest well, and do what the nurses tell you to do!

David in SC
Posted 9/18/2009 12:16 AM (GMT 0)
Sonny --- It's after seven in the evening here, I'm leaving the office, but wanted to check to see if you'd Blackberried the group.

Big night tonight Sonny. You'll be able to stay in bed all night and not have to get up to empty the tank, regardless of how much you drink. When was the last time you were able to do that ! ! !

Oh, by the way, if you look down and wonder what the "H" happened to your penis ---- it's still there, it's just tucked way up inside 'cause when the surgeon attached the back end of Willie to the bottom end of the bladder, without a prostate to bridge the gap, either the bladder came down, or the penis went up. Just one of the nasty surprises that awaits you on the other side.

Another nasty surprise is your cancer is likely gone, and with it goes any chance for sympathy from friends and family. You'll be shocked how fast the caring concern goes to, "time to take out the garbage."

Standing by awaiting a report,

Sheldon AKA Sleepless
Posted 9/18/2009 2:53 AM (GMT 0)
Kick the asses out of those bad guys and tell them to get  Good the hell out of town. And don't ya come back no more. nono Good Luck

Pam

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