Sad, sad, sad - a joke

James C.

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Posted 12/15/2009 5:13 PM (GMT 0)

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own
pants.

Tony Crispino

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Posted 12/15/2009 5:21 PM (GMT 0)

Ugh, Very sad...

English Alf

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Posted 12/15/2009 5:29 PM (GMT 0)

Likewise
I had to buy two pairs of jeans last week in a bigger size than normal.
However, my weight is the same!! It's my abs that are useless.

Alfred

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Posted 12/15/2009 5:32 PM (GMT 0)

James, that's why they make bigger sizes, you gotta be comfortable. Already gaining back the total of 15 lbs I lost during my SRT. Was hoping to keep it off. Now I am making deals with the devil to start doing better after Christmas. Not willing to give up my lust for sweets at this time, one of the few pleasures I have at the moment.

Hoping when I actually start the Oncology Rehab classes in January, that will motivate me to start getting back into some kind of pre-surgery shape.

Good luck to you, but dont beat yourself over it.

David in SC

cocrgolfer

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Posted 12/15/2009 8:01 PM (GMT 0)

That joke is definitely a keeper. I'll be using it 'cause it sure applies to me too.

Steve

Zen9

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Posted 12/15/2009 8:23 PM (GMT 0)

I hear you.

Last week I moved the mirror from over my bed to over my kitchen table.

Zen9

zachattack

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Posted 12/15/2009 11:41 PM (GMT 0)

James,that sounds pretty good to me I don't have any sex drive or appetite.Take care brother.

Zach

Ed C. (Old67)

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Posted 12/16/2009 12:08 AM (GMT 0)

James,
I don't think of sex either however, I try to keep the wait down so I don't have to buy new pants.

Steve n Dallas

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Posted 12/16/2009 12:27 PM (GMT 0)

The truth can be so painful sometimes.

Worried Guy

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Posted 12/16/2009 12:39 PM (GMT 0)

I've been told when I wear my tighter jeans while equipped with a Men's Guard backed up with half a Poise Pad, I present a rather impressive package to the ladies. Now she tells me!
As useless as t*ts on a bull.
Jeff

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Posted 12/16/2009 3:39 PM (GMT 0)

Yeah Jeff, forgot about that part. The short time I wore the full size Depends guards out in public, when I was going dry, did make me look vastly well endowed. Though at that time, winning a free pass for "all you want" at a good ***** house wouldn't have done me any good.

Kind of reminded me of women back in the day wearing falsies. lol.

David in SC

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