Incontinence and the WolfPac Stone 3100 Vibratory Roller

I am putting in a crushed stone driveway to my barn and have been working on it all week. 120 ton of #2 and #1 crusher run.
To compact the stone, I am using a WolfPac Stone 3100 1 1/2 ton Vibratory roller with dual water feed. It is a monster.
I have one issue with the roller. Within 2 minutes of turning the vibration on, I pee my pants - that is how long I can hold a good kegel. They might as well have labeled the button PYP for pee your pants.

My wonderful wife suggested I try sitting on my after-surgery doughnut. That idea worked perfectly! I just saved at least 2 pads per day with that suggestion.

Guys, keep that trick in mind the next time you are using road paving equipment.

Jeff

Maybe you shouldn't buy a Harley too soon either.

Glad to hear you are spiffing up the place. Is the hot tub in place yet ? May have to put the dye in to see who's having a bad day, or provide catheters.

I was talking about his guests who will be there for the GFMPH weekend.

Wow Jeff, Glad to hear that you putting in a hot tub! The big event is getting real close.

Cajun Jeff

Jeff -- when i read your first post i immediately thought about cousin eddie in xmas vacation.........

"Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd p*ss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so. "

F8

 

I had 4, 14 ton loads of crusher run dropped today and spent a good solid 5 hours on the WolfPac. Went through 4! Mens Guards pee pads, instead of my usual 1.

I'm thinking of running a condom catheter into the roller's water tank to cut down on the number of refills.

All this vibration has not stimulated any of my naughty bits. But, I have been enjoying some of the best BMs in years.
Jeff

Post Edited (Worried Guy) : 9/9/2010 12:14:24 PM (GMT-6)

Jeff,

The driveway is looking great !

Jeff:

I may never look at a truck the same way again.

Mel

Paul
At $700 per week that comes to about $1 per 15 minutes. about the same price as a magic fingers vibrating bed so popular in sleazy hotels. _{(Not that I would know.)}

We'd have to get a lot of stimulation out of it. I suppose I could have another 50 tons delivered.
Jeff

Jacketch Sure. But to make sure you don't lose it, you'll have to duct tape it onto your butt.
Shave first.